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"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."
"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."
"I'm worried I'll just laugh about this in the morning."
"I'm not looking for Mr. Right. I'm looking for Mr. Right Now."
Last Tango in Wisconsin
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"You've marked me as this night's prey, haven't you, Miss?"
"Was it 'meh' for you, too?"
"Want to skip lunch and cruise Canal for a pair of piano movers?"
"In Vino Fertilization"
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."
A man goes through the pockets of a sleeping woman
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"I'll probably hate myself in the morning."
"I can't believe you used that line to get me in here."
Tags:fishing, fly fishing, fishing enthusiast, fishing rod, fishing line, fishing lines, fishing tackle, fish hook, hook, hooked, hooked in, pick-up line, chat-up line, chat-up lines, bad pick-up line, bad chat-up lines, double entendre, pun, puns, word play, wordplay, play on words, dating, dates, first date, one night stand
"Now will you do something funny."
"Good to meet you, too, Sarah. See you in the A.M."
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"Wow! You weren't lying when you said you were an astronaut."
"Look, you seem nice, and I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I was really drunk when we met, got married and bought this house."
Tags:marriage, married, married life, old married couple, husbands and wives, husband and wife, husband, husbands, wife, wives, argue, argued, argument, arguments, arguing, argues, fight, fighting, fights, bicker, bickering, bickered, withholding, withheld, reserve, reserved, withdrawn, withdraw, withdraws, feeling, feelings, hurt feelings, hurt feeling, trouble, troubled, rage, raging, enraged, anger, angry, couple, couples, communication, communicate, communication skills, marriage counselling, counselling, counsellor, advice, help, divorce, divorced, divorce proceedings, solicitor, one night stand, ons, no strings attached, escalate, escalated, regret, regrets, regretting, regretted, break up, break-up
A man smoking a post-coital cigarette sees a woman leaving a note in a suggestions box.
Tags:suggestion, suggestions, suggestion box, suggestion boxes, hookup, hookups, hooking up, hook-up, hook-ups, one night stand, one night stands, bad in bed, comment, comments, constructive criticism, constructive criticisms, criticism, criticisms, critique, critiques, comment card, comment cards, anonymous tip, anonymous tips, anonymous suggestion, anonymous suggestions, post-coitus, postcoital, post-coital, coitus, skill, skills, skilled
"Those are prison tattoos."
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"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"
"It's drive-by dating."
"That was my horse. He's in a whole passel of trouble, and I gotta go."
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"I thought it was going to be a one night stand. That was a hundred and thirty seven years ago."
'Oh my GOD!! - What was I drinking last night..?'
Tags:horse, horses, equestrian, hideous, ugly, regret, drinking, binge drinking, one night stand, man, alcohol, drink, hangover, shame, bed, morning after, night before, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, drunk, drunks, binge drinker, binge drinkers, binging, one night stand, one night stands, regret, regrets