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"And if you prick me, do I not bleed?"
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THe Older You Get The More You Look Like Your Birthday Cake.
'We're just thankful that the baby is healthy.'
Chicken and the Food Pyramid,
'Is there a healthcare representative in the house?!'
A meal of pills.
'The good news is that you don't have mad cows disease. The bad news is that you're lactose intolerant.'
'An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What do you have to offer?'
'I haven't read the health columns this morning. Is coffee out or in today?'
'But you said it was only a small filling.'
'I wish I had your health.'
'Your in great shape...'
Traffic Lights Medicine
"Congratulations! You are a seminal figure of wellness."
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'So what's the reason for your long life? I suppose it was because I was born a long time ago.'
Entrance Exam for the Mildred School of Medicine
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'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'
'I've eaten so many TV dinners, I'm starting to feel like I'm in show business.'
'It's his pacemaker. h3e's not supposed to go near the refrigerator.'
"Only great wealth can bring you happiness!"
I've repositioned your portfolio to fat-free products....
"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"
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Early fast food
'The ab swing is supposed to come with a meal plan. Check it, cause I need to know if I should eat before my 5-minute workout.'