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"I thought it was only a metaphor when people said, 'My car died.' "
'It may already be too late.'
'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'
"I was in the details, and it was boring."
"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."
'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'
'Come on - don't be such a grouch. The supply department said it's only until the next order of wings and halos arrive.'
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'Second fastest gun in the west.'
"Oh, that's what those are for!"
'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring doctor in the hospital.'
'Don't laugh, you're next. St Peter says these new units are more energy efficient.'
'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'
'The last thing I remember is being dragged to some dumb recital I said I wouldn't be caught dead at!'
'Didn't you know? Heaven has turned green.'
"Wow, …. who does your voice-overs?"
"And there's no charge for using the minibar."
"It's HIM, are you in...?"
'I'm picking up way more channels than I ever did with just the halo.'
"All right, so there's been a mistake. Deal with it!"
"Guess what? I'm taking an eternity leave."
'I'm afraid this is all we have for the time being. We've run out of Haloes.'
"Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?"
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"It was better before God took up knitting."
Tags:hobbies, hobby, craft, crafts, knit, knitting, knitter, knits, fashion, fashions, fashionable, wool, woolen, woolens, woolen goods, jumper, jumpers, pullover, pullovers, sweater, sweaters, winter, winter fashion, winter clothes, fall fashion, fall, merry christmas, happy holidays, happy christmas, god, gods, religious imagery, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, robe, robes, halo, halos, cloud, clouds, christian, christianity, christians, wooly, heaven, heavens, heavenly
'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'