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'Ok...so maybe it's more than just a 'bad habit'...'
"You're free to go, sir. But, seriously, I'd get that prostate looked at."
A recent study found frequent use of cell phones can present a serious health risk to the incredibly inconsiderate.
The History of Where People Are Allowed To Smoke...
"We have to talk."
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'Then we invented cell phones and the more we used them, the bigger our heads got.'
'Excuse me, mate, have you got a light?'
'Excuse me, Officer. But I believe the ban is on hand-held cell phones.'
'Sure it's safe to haul toxic waste. I've been doing it for five years.'
'We're launching a campaign to get people to take up smoking again!'
Smoking is suicide
'Those 'light' cigarettes have given you 'light' cancer'
'What? It's not like I have to worry about getting lung cancer.'
"It can't hurt us. We're cockroaches."
'. . . I go like dude, second hand smoke is so uncool!. . .So now he's filed a complaint with the condo committee that my musings penetrate his walls and he's suffering from second hand thought!'
"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"
'Bad news. You have to start wearing sensible shoes.'
Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).
'I've finally decided to quit giving up.'
"The reason congress permits so many toxic and cancer-causing additives to be in typical cigarettes is that the benefits outweigh the risks!"
'Burnout' (head exploded).
The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban
Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban
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Health Clinic - Notice: Investing in the Stock Market is Now Considered a Health Risk Factor.
"I know this is a bad habit."