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'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'
'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'
'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'
'Heck, this is nothing, why when I was a kid, we'd have snow clear up to here.'
'ok, who threw that?'
"As for me, I could stand a little global warming."
"Wow! I must be dreaming!"
Tags:animal, animals, dog, dogs, saint bernard, st. bernard, saint bernards, st. bernards, rescue, rescuing, rescue dogs, rescue dog, barrel, barrels, cask, casks, brandy, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, snow, deep snow, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, tricks, trick, dog tricks, working dog, working dogs, service dog, service dogs, help, aid, dream, dreams, dreaming
A blind man listening to a pack of dogs running out of the forest wearing harnesses
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, service dog, service dogs, working dog, working dogs, service animal, service animals, working animal, working animals, wolf, wolves, pack, packs, harness, harnesses, blind, blind man, blind men, disabled, disability, disabilities, hungry, attack, attacking, walking stick, walking sticks, walking, cane, canes, old man, old men, forest, snow, winter, listening, running, come running
A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, business, small business, small businesses, hand-crafted, handcrafted, handmade, homemade, lemonade stand, lemonade stands, stand, stands, stall, stalls, selling, vendor, vendors, street vendor, street vendors, future entrepreneur, future entrepreneurs, winter, wintertime, snow, snowball, snowballs, entrepreneurial spirit
"We'd be there by now in the car you know."
Tags:sleigh, sleigh ride, sleigh rides, sleighs, sled, sleds, sledge, sledges, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, practical, practicality, practicalities, sensible, christmas, xmas, christmases, xmases, festive period, festive season, santa claus, father christmas, festive spirit, xmas spirit, car, cars, snow, snowfall, snowfalls, snowing
Christmas Group Therapy.
Tags:group therapy, therapy, group, groups, christmas, christmases, santa claus, santa, snowman, snowmen, snow, reindeer, reindeers, elf, elves, christmas elf, christmas elves, believe in myself, dead end job, treat, treats, treatment, treating, treated, shrink, psychiatrist, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, winter, winters, spring, springs, player, players, melt, melts, melting, melted, snow, snows, snowy, snowed, basket, baskets, hoop, hoops, attacker, attackers, global warming, warm, warms, warming, warmed, season, seasons, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Skier looking at a sign with arrows pointing in different directions all reading "SNOW."
Tags:skier, skiers, skiing, ski, skis, sport, sports, winter, mountain, mountains, snow, direction, directions, lost, confused, sign, signs, signage, unhelpful, useless, obvious, route, routes, arrow, arrows, pointing, course, courses, path, paths, choice, choices, limited choices, decision, decisions, options, option, limited options
"Good news—those lumps were just coal."
Tags:winter, wintertime, snow, snowman, snowmen, weather, season, seasons, seasonal, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, lump, lumps, result, results, diagnosis, diagnoses, coal, charcoal, good news, healthy
'I'd be happy to take some that snow you've been getting. Seriously...'
Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, melt, melts, melting, melted, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, begged, donate, donates, donating, donation, donations, ice cube, ice cubes, snow, snows, snowy, sun, suns, sunny, desperate, desperation, bum, bums, homeless, homelessness, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Snow Globe Fortune Teller
Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.
Tags:ski, skiing, skier, skiers, skis, skied, snow, snows, snowing, snowed, snow, snow sport, snow sports, winter sport, winter sports, snowboard, snowboarding, snowboards, snowboarder, snowboarders, ski lift, ski lifts, ski lifting, bug, bugs, bugging, pest, pests, cockroach, cockroachesin the bleachers
'It looks like Reindeer!!'
Kathy's hot flashes were becoming severe.
Jesus snowblows a cloud.
"May I be excused to go to the fridge?"
"The fox went out on a chilly night, briefly. Then he reconsidered."