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"Mrs. Halper, do you really want me to grant you this divorce? Mr. Halper informs me that passages from 'The Velveteen Rabbit' were read at your wedding ceremony."
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"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."
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Hillary Clinton Benghazi Hearings
"Are you now, or have you ever been."
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"I'm happy to answer your question as soon as you stop asking it."
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"Let's get one thing straight. Your commission didn't call my commission here, my commission called your commission here."
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"Your constant cries to cut the pork sadden me, Senator."
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Senate Hearing: 'Define torture.' 'Having to testify before this committee.'
"Have you ever just blurted out a plea and then wished you could take it back?"
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"It wasn't a lie, Senator, it was a larger truth."
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"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."
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'Do you promise to tell the truth while doing your best to be misleading and evasive?'
Oklahoma Rep. George Faught claims that rape and incest are the 'will of God' in abortion bill hearing!"
"If you don't mind, Senator, I'd like to render the rest of my testimony sotto voce."
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'Waiter, there's a subpoena in my soup!'
The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.
Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.
"Oh yeah, Senator, the coverup's the real fun."
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"I pronounce you guilty as charged and wife."
'Bad news, I'm afraid. I've been sacked, all bar an investigatory hearing, written notice of a disciplinary hearing, a latter appeal and possible tribunal.'
''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'
'Our polls are down. Let's find a scapegoat and hold hearings.'
'I'll say yes, but you still have to face my parent's confirmation hearing.'
'What do you mean, I don't look like a strong man?'