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"I understand you see yourself in legal, but we see you as a large cuddly stuffed toy."
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Lawyer Meditating over the Happy Thought of Billable Hours.
"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."
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Law School teacher.
'I see what the problem is: you have a lawyer on your back.'
That's a material breach if I've ever seen one.
Jenkins here has been with the firm the longest,
Everything you need to know about the law...and then some.
JC Green. . . All Natural Lawyering.
"Your honor, the jury was unable to reach a verdict because one juror didn't agree. AACK! However, he changed his mind and we now have a unanimous verdict."
"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."
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"And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to call to the stand an unequaled expert witness of exceptional excellence. Put your hands together. Give it up..."
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"Objection, your honor. Counsel is pampering the witness by calling him a good boy and patting his tummy."
Solicitor for oafs.
"Calm down! This wood doll is the best attorney ourcompany ever had."
Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'
'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'
'I need to buy a briefcase. . . the legal system doesn't take you seriously when you work out of a 'Flintstones' lunch box.'
'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'
Local Authority Lawyers
'Have you read this, 66% of top lawyers come from the same few top schools and universities...'
'It's a disaster, legal salaried have fallen across the board in relation to similarly paid professionals.'
'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'
'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'