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"I understand you see yourself in legal, but we see you as a large cuddly stuffed toy."
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Lawyer Meditating over the Happy Thought of Billable Hours.
"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."
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Law School teacher.
'I see what the problem is: you have a lawyer on your back.'
That's a material breach if I've ever seen one.
Jenkins here has been with the firm the longest,
Everything you need to know about the law...and then some.
JC Green. . . All Natural Lawyering.
"Your honor, the jury was unable to reach a verdict because one juror didn't agree. AACK! However, he changed his mind and we now have a unanimous verdict."
"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."
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"Objection, your honor. Counsel is pampering the witness by calling him a good boy and patting his tummy."
"And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to call to the stand an unequaled expert witness of exceptional excellence. Put your hands together. Give it up..."
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Solicitor for oafs.
"Calm down! This wood doll is the best attorney ourcompany ever had."
Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'
'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'
'I need to buy a briefcase. . . the legal system doesn't take you seriously when you work out of a 'Flintstones' lunch box.'
'Pro Bono work is vital if lawyers are to remain connected to the needs of real people and their real concerns.'
'They don't see the cruel MAJESTY of a system honed over generations, all they see is the BOTTOM line, everything is just about the MONEY.'
'Right so that'll be a £450,000 basic plus £50,000 for people calling you a 'glorified bean counter' and another £35,000 for people making assumptions about your masculinity!'
'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'
'It makes the law seem so dull, so dry where's the place for drama, creativity and invention!'
'Image is important in this business and he was a bit upset not to make it into the '21 Hottest Barristers'.'