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Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives
"Tell your mother I'm going out for cigarettes."
"Of course, we got married in Italy in '59, so even though we have no symptoms our son in law thinks it's safest to cancel our annual family visit."
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"I brought Tom home to my parents and left him there."
Visitation Day at the Bug Jar
'It's like caller ID. You get to see who's calling before you pick up.'
"Because if we'd told you we were coming you would have said no."
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'I hear all the relatives look forward to coming here and seeing us. How come we don't look forward to seeing them?'
One of Many California Gene Pools
"Meet my extended family."
"When you said I'd 'Really clean up' when Grandma visits I didn't know you meant my room!"
"You remember that side of my family that we never discuss?"
"He's a distant relative on a visit."
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The family matriaack!
'I won't look in the trunk of your car if you don't look in my basement.'
'We need another week to do things and another month to undo things.'
'Is she teething again?'
'Alice, what's the matter now?'
'Oh, I don't think grandma still throws eggs at traffic.'
'i'd forgotten I had a dining room table in here.'
"Just a warning, kids. Uncle Paul's been stockpiling puns and he's not afraid to use them."
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"Keep the visit short. He needs to check his tweets."
"...That old fool thinks I'm a stick."
Poor Mr. Tramp struggles hard to keep an immaculate home...
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