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"- Another internship, and he will surely be admitted to our kindergarten."
"It's fine the know your ABCs and your colors, but really you just have to be able to sit still and control your bladder."
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'Remember sweetheart, act natural.'
"You'll need at least seven to ten years of revelant experience to be considered for this kindergarten position."
"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."
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"We've found by applying just the tiniest bit of an electric shock, test scores have soared."
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"His parents never picked him up."
"I wonder if I should ask him to play."
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'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'
"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."
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'My kindergarten class is using frozen waffles for stacking and building.'
"All I needed to know, I learned in kindergarten. That's why I'm flunking out."
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
'Would you like your child be in the gluten-free class, the lactose-free class, or the peanut-allergic class?'
'Now that we have kindergarten behind us, the rest should be smooth sailing.'
"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."
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Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)
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First Day of School
"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."
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"Oh, I should know this. I'm just having a senior kindergarten moment."
"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."
"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "
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"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."
Even to the casual observer, it was quite clear which of the pre-schoolers had a smart phone...'
A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.
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