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Gen X in the Golden Years.
Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.
"He used to own a muscle car."
'When you've finished feeding your mum there's a triple by-pass in theatre we could use a hand with!'
"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"
"Were we gay?"
"Scaling walls is certainly a side effect, but it says nothing about ceilings."
Retirement Home For Deer: 'Well,,,on the bright side, at least the staff there seem nice,'
"Nine years I played jokes on her and she never retaliates!"
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James Bond: Senior Years.
'Don't worry - one day we'll get our own back when we put them in a nursing home.'
'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'
Final Round of Biggest Snoozer.
"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."
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'I'm really looking forward to being put in a nursing home...'
'You're on your own from here...'
'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'
'Thinking back though, I'd have to say we all had a bloody good financial crisis.'
'The worst thing about getting old is having to your childrens' advice.'
'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'
"This is the most difficult decision this board has ever made. We're putting you in a nursing home."
"Nadine, the motorcycle is very loud, but, after Bertie finishes his ride and parks it just so so, he'll cut down to idle, and then you can tell him all about your Happy Day Nut Cookie Recipe."
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"I'm sitting here going over all my troubles in my mind..."
'Shady Acres Nursing Home - Stockbroker on duty in case social security is privatized.'