Clinic Cartoons and Comics

"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."

"@BabyEthan just endorsed you for the skill: Obstetric Sonography."

"You both appear to be in excellent health."

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."

"It's dislocated, alright."

"A web search reveals that you've been consulting other doctors."

"Trust me. I have a daytime emmy for this."

"I want to have that operation I heard about on All Things Considered."

"Your's may be a case of hypochondria so I'm going to refer you to an imaginary colleague."

"Good news—those lumps were just coal."

"I'm not very good at delivering bad news so you're perfectly fine."

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

"I'm afraid that novel in you will have to come out."

"My 'check gallbladder' light came on."

"That's great, but you still have to walk more."

'Do I know about incontinence? No I never was good at Geography.'

"Either this is the wrong chart or- let's hope this is the wrong chart."

The (literal) birth of Venus.

"I'm giving you the best advice I can. Early care and a few simple preventive measures can save your credit rating."

"Well, I'm no legal expert but I think you have an excellent case, unless, of course, this is somehow my fault."

"Be honest- how much are you exercising?"

"I've told you, that's part of the problem, Doctor."

A patient in a doctor's office looks at a certificate on the wall above the doctor's desk that reads "Medical School Equivalency Diploma".

"I'm going to ask you a series of scary questions. When I'm done, let's see if you can guess why I'm asking them."