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'Implementing these changes won't be easy. We're pretty set in doing things the wrong way.'
'Outcomes...normally we just measure the height of the files.'
'Well I could help with 'A bit of filing and general help around the office' or you MIGHT like to benefit from my 25 years experience in software development and capital infrastructure investment experience.'
"I didn't call a masseuse but if one Happens by send her right in."
"Have a seat, chief - while you were out the company was restructured."
"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"
"He's not here. He's on the roof watering his tomato plants."
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"Diane, haven't we anyone at the state department who talks turkey?"
"I'd like to see the big cheese."
Tags:mice, mouse, lab mice, lab mouse, the big cheese, big cheese, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, secretary, secretaries, maze, mazes, lab maze, lab mazes, business meeting, business meetings, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic
Gateway to Mr. Beck
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"Mr Hargraves will suffer you gladly now."
"Pardon me, sir, it's your ten-o'clock cabal."
Tags:cabal, cabals, meeting, meetings, scheduled meeting, scheduled meetings, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspire, conspires, conspiring, criminal conspiracy, criminal conspiracies, loudmouth, loudmouths, giveaway, giveaways, appointment, appointments, scheduled appointment, scheduled appointments, regularly scheduled appointment, regularly scheduled appointments, secretary, secretaries, office assistant, office assistants, meeting time, meeting times, corrupt, corruption, political corruption, politically corrupt
"Actually, there were a number of messages while you were in prison."
"He's dead. Would you like his voice mail?"
"I'm not sure if he's in - hold on while I pike around."
Please wait to be yelled at.
"Sandy, could you step in here and put my feet back down on the floor, please?"
"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"
"You may rush in."
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Dave began to question the new secretary's competency when he found her using rubber gloves to avoid computer viruses.
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"One more thing, Miss Kellogg. In line with our more aggressive marketing stance, I'd like you to start calling me Lefty."
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"I hacked in his schedule and I know he's free right now."
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'Put this memo in an envelope marked 'Confidential'. Drop it on the floor in the hall. Make sure you do not seal the envelope. That way, we can be sure all employees will read the memo.'
"I've detected an intruder."
"Oh, and I've taken the liberty of sending anniversary cards to the axis of evil."
Tags:satan, devil, lucifer, devil, devils, satanic, demon, demons, hades, hell, axis of evil, bush, george w. bush, iran, iraq, north korea, war on terror, cards, card, greeting card, greeting cards, stationary, anniversary, anniversaries, assistant, assistants, personal assistant, personal assistants, administrative assistant, administrative assistants, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, personal assistants