Anachronistic Cartoons and Comics

"He was nothing like his profile."

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

"If that's the Pilgrims don't answer it."

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

Innovate or die.

"When we're under siege, don't wait for the elevators."

"Your remote control, sire."

"Do you have any hand sanitizer."

"I'll be over at Geoffrey d'Anglouleme's place, settling his hash."

"Right here's fine."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"I don't mind a little dancing when you're doing the kingdom's business but I don't want to see the piper's pay on your expense report."

'Living nine hundred years is okay, except you feel so darn anachronistic!'

"I suppose, stranger, that flying for a major airline makes you think you're something special."

"I like the concept. Like the whole thing. But take out the arches."

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

A renaissance man switches on a light

Woman on Subway's Thoughts

"This is where our trails divide, Luke. You have my E-mail address, right?"

"After the hunting and gathering divisions merged, Moog was laid off with nothing to do, so he invented the wheel and fire."

'Er...nice tattoo, Oedipus.'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

"Film, pagers, typewriters, VCRs -- I tell 'ya, Sears has it all."

"...These are chicken nuggets."

"...why can't we have a common currency?"