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"He was nothing like his profile."
Tags:dating, date, dates, online dating, o.l.d., dating profile, dating profiles, dating app, dating apps, caveman, cavemen, cavewomen, cavewomen, prehistoric man, stone age man, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, femaile friendship, female friendships, chat, chatting, talking, conversation, conversations, anachronistic, anachronism, false impression, false impressions
Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys
"If that's the Pilgrims don't answer it."
"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."
Tags:dostoyevsky, dostoevsky, fyodor, intervention, interventions, intervene, intervenes, literary junkie, literature junkie, avid reader, avid readers, bookworm, bookworms, literature, russian lit, russian literature, baboushka, crime and punishment, brothers karamazov, reader, readers, reading, english major, english major, lit major, lit majors, literature major, literature majors, obsession, obsessions, obsessive, obsessiveness, anachronism, anachronistic
Innovate or die.
"When we're under siege, don't wait for the elevators."
"Your remote control, sire."
Tags:jester, court jester, jesting, amusement, old fashioned amusement, olden days, days gone by, royal amusement, royal amusements, tv, telly, t.v., television, remote control, remote controls, remote, remotes, flicker, flicker, changing channels, changing channel, mediaval entertainment, mediaval tv, king, kings, anachronism, anachronistic
"Do you have any hand sanitizer."
Tags:barbarian, barbarians, barbarian horde, barbarian hordes, ransack, ransacked, sack, sack a city, pillage, pillages, warfare, battle, battles, plunder, plunders, castle, castles, burning castle, burning castles, dirty work, hygiene, hygienic, unhygienic, germs, hand sanitiser, hand sanitiser, wash, washing, clean, sanitiser, sanitizer, anachronism, anachronistic, clean freak, hygiene freak, hygiene conscious
"I'll be over at Geoffrey d'Anglouleme's place, settling his hash."
Tags:knight, knights, army, armies, medieval knight, medieval knights, medieval army, medieval armies, castle, castles, medieval castle, medieval castles, lady, ladies, lord, lords, lord and lady, geoffrey of angouleme, angouleme, history, french history, medieval france, settle hash, settle dispute, settling disputes, uprising, uprisings, informal language, anachronism, anachronistic
"Right here's fine."
Tags:taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, yellow cab, yellow cabs, taking a taxi, taking a cab, knight, knights, knight in shining armour, knight in shining armor, dragon, dragons, damsel, damsels, damsel in distress, damsels in distress, medieval romance, romance, literature, literary tropes, literary trope, questing knight, questing knights, anachronism, anachronistic
"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."
"I don't mind a little dancing when you're doing the kingdom's business but I don't want to see the piper's pay on your expense report."
'Living nine hundred years is okay, except you feel so darn anachronistic!'
"I suppose, stranger, that flying for a major airline makes you think you're something special."
"I like the concept. Like the whole thing. But take out the arches."
Tags:stonehenge, stone henge, prehistoric monument, monument, monuments, design, designer, designers, architect, architects, fast food, fast food logo, fast food logos, fast food restaurant, fast food restaurant, burger chain, burger chains, arches, double arches, arch, double arch, anachronism, anachronistic, standing stones, stone ring, stone rings
A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis
A renaissance man switches on a light
Woman on Subway's Thoughts
Tags:anachronistic, anachronism, time traveller, time travel, time traveling, subway, subways, public transit, train, trains, tube, tubes, underground, metro, metro trains, public transportation, internal monologue, internal monologues, sports memorabilia, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart devices, unsocial media, fashion, fashions, sportswear, nonconformist, nonconformity, sarcasm, sarcastic, satire, satirical, satires, critique, critiques, criticism, criticisms, observations, observation, observe, thinking, thoughts, women, woman
"This is where our trails divide, Luke. You have my E-mail address, right?"
"After the hunting and gathering divisions merged, Moog was laid off with nothing to do, so he invented the wheel and fire."
'Er...nice tattoo, Oedipus.'
"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."
"Film, pagers, typewriters, VCRs -- I tell 'ya, Sears has it all."
Tags:bankrupt, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, defunct, dated, dated tech, dated technology, obsolete, obsolescence, out-of-date, anachronism, anachronisms, anachronistic, vcr, vcrs, pager, pagers, digital age, modern times, old person, old people, analog, analog age, analog technology, analog technologies, mall, malls, mall store, mall stores
"...These are chicken nuggets."
"...why can't we have a common currency?"