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The cake was great and the icecream was delicious, but deep down inside, he knew that some day his parents would discover that 'f' wasn't for 'fantastic', and then none of it would be worth it.
'Your HMO isn't convinced that you need surgery. When I say 'action!' start writhing and moaning wildly.'
'Sun got in my eyes? Wind got hold of it? Struggling with 'Personal issues'?..'
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'Does this outfit make me look fat?'
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Things Not To Tell Your Kid
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'What? Whoa ... hey ... golf? Are you serious? No, I'm not on the golf course! I'm in a meeting, with clients. ... For real, and ... um ... You're standing right behind me, aren't you?'
'Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, except if your wife asks if she looks fat?'
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"I'd invite you to come up but I don't live here."
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Introducing Honest Abe Cards
'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'
'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'
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'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'
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'I'd say you're looking at about $1,700.'
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'Well, let me see...Oh, that's just some minor skin irritation...'
Jack and Jill
'You said you lived in a gated community.'
'Alright, have it your way... violent crime is down.'
FunFact #65 Russian Investigation Fun Facts
'Lies! Nothing but lies!'
'The numbers don't lie... Damn them!'
The Seven Ages of Woman
'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'
'What is this copyright notice, from OnlineResumesForYou, doing at the bottom of your resume?'
"I'm sorry, Jeannie, your answer was correct, but Kevin shouted his incorrect answer over yours, so he gets the points."
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'Here is where the lying began.'