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"You're lucky. I'm turning into my mother."
Tags:full moon, the full moon, full moons, werewolf, werewolves, were-wolf, were-wolves, were wolf, were wolves, changing, change, transform, transforming, transformation, transformations, changeling, changelings, mother, mothers, daughter, daughters, mother and daughter, mothers and daughters, turning into your mother, age, ageing, old women, old woman, elderly woman, elderly women, lucky, unsympathetic, luckiness, folklore, lycanthrope, shapeshift, shapeshifting, shapeshifter, shapeshifters, european folklore
"Nation-wise, we're in a pickle."
"Hey, I'll do the kvelling around here."
Tags:family, kvell, kvelling, pride, proud, family pride, grandkid, grandkids, grandchild, family photo, family photos, family photograph, family photographs, family picture, family pictures, reminisce, feminising, compete, competition, competing, old women, old women, elderly women, elderly woman, parent, parenting, parenting, parenthood, grandmothers, nan, nans, grandma, grandmas, parenthood, grandparent, grandparents
"May I represent you across the street?"
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"We invested your entire life savings in shady, high-risk ventures overseas."
Tags:atm, bank, bank teller machine, automatic teller machine, savings, money, investments, april fool, old lady, elderly woman, bank, atm, april fools, joke, prank, pension, savings, fool, hole in the wall, bank machine, banking, money, bank teller, bank tellers, cash machine, cash machines, april fool, april fools, pranks, prankster, pranksters
Tags:shoe, shoes, boot, boots, there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, old woman, old women, elderly woman, elderly women, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, childrens song, childrens songs, children's song, children's songs, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, going to work, leaving home, the rat race, rat race, office worker, office workers, competitive, competitiveness, competition, home, homes
Don't mess with Granny, Sonny!
I was at his side when he passed away. But if the cops ask, say I was with you.
Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.
Tags:gravity, gravitational pull, earths gravitational pull, newtons apple, newtons apples, newton, sir isaac newton, sir isaac newton's apple, force of gravity, forces, saggy woman, saggy women, old women, old woman, elderly woman, fat woman, fatter woman, bingo wings, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'no punch line...signs'
'She felt his hot breath upon her cheek...'
I Finally Got Implants!
Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out
Next one along in 15 minutes.
"I'm trying to regain me lost youth -there's a reward if you find him."
"Those speedbumps are there for a reason, Mrs. Gunderson."
Tags:old lady, elderly, elderly woman, old age, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, traffic cop, traffic cops, nursing home, traffic police, transport police, old folks' home, assisted living, retirement home, speed bump, speed bumps, speed breaker, speed breakers, traffic calming, traffic calming device, traffic calming devices, stair lift, stair lifts
"Sorry - no old bags on seats...!"
Tags:train, train journey, train journeys, railway journey, railway journeys, disrespectful, ageism, priority seating, ticket inspectors, train travel, railway travel, public transport, public transportation, network rail, old lady, elderly woman, seat, chair, ticket inspector, bags on seats, violation, rule, law, ratbag, daily mail reader, luggage, luggage rack