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Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.
'It's not forgetting things completely that bothers me - it's remembering that I've forgotten to remember something that drives me mad!'
"Sorry, Dad, but it's time to consider a retirement kingdom."
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'When you've finished feeding your mum there's a triple by-pass in theatre we could use a hand with!'
'Help! I've fallen UP and I can't get back down!'
"Were we gay?"
"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"
"Scaling walls is certainly a side effect, but it says nothing about ceilings."
'Call of Jury Duty': Smash hit video game for the 65 and older demographic.
Retirement Home For Deer: 'Well,,,on the bright side, at least the staff there seem nice,'
'So is it a real heart attack, or is he just faking it?'
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'Don't worry - one day we'll get our own back when we put them in a nursing home.'
'We'd just like to get in shape to open our medication bottles.'
At the Home for Old Atoms...
As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.
Final Round of Biggest Snoozer.
"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."
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'I'm really looking forward to being put in a nursing home...'
Home for retired Jazzmen.
After the last child moved out, the old woman sold the shoe and moved into a flat.
Home for Seniors.
'Thinking back though, I'd have to say we all had a bloody good financial crisis.'
Basketball Tricksters Retirement Home
How's my driving? Ace Care Home 0777333
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New Old Age Dwarves