Congressional Hearings Cartoons and Comics

General Haseltine Crossing the Potomac to Testify

"Are you now, or have you ever been."

"I believe this is nothing but a witch-hunt, Congressman."

"Your constant cries to cut the pork sadden me, Senator."

'Do you promise to tell the truth while doing your best to be misleading and evasive?'

"On the advice of counsel, Senator, I'd like to sing 'The Star-Spangled Banner.' "

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Say. . . aren't you the congressperson who headed the government audit of the IRS?'

Rick Snyder's Congressional Hearing

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

"You lead such an interesting life. I've never been called to testify before a Congressional Banking Committee."

"It was not a lie, Senator. It was an alternative fact."

"Any other reason you agreed to testify than to plug your book?"