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Witness Cartoons and Comics

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'Should I make a note of the fact that the witness has grown a Pinocchio nose, your honor?'

Artist: Duffy, J. C.   Search ID: jdf121203   High Res: 3000x964 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: note taker, note takers, note-taker, note-takers, note-taking, lawyer, lawyers, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, pinocchio nose, pinocchio, nose, noses, liar, liars, lie, lies, lying, deception, deceptions, witness, witnesses, testimony, testimonies

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'One last time Mr Gallagher, 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' is not, nor will it ever be, an acceptable legal precedent.'

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'Your honor, would you please instruct the witness to stop texting on his cell phone during my cross-examination!'

Artist: Duffy, J. C.   Search ID: jdf121106   High Res: 3000x941 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: cross-examination, cross-examinations, cross examination, cross examinations, texting, text, texts, sms, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, witness, witnesses, testimony, testimonies, trial, trials, courtroom, courtrooms

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"I knew you were always Mom's favorite!"

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"Don't make me come down there."

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"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"

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"If she sings it's over."

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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

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'Your honor, if hiring a lawyer with a track record as bad as mine doesn't prove my client's insanity, I don't know what does,'

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"I had ethical momentum, but I was unable to sustain it."

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"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

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"Judgement Day: Division Four"

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"I don't mind your acting as your own attorney, but would you please stop hopping on and off that damned chair?"

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"Wait a minute! This is a copy of 'TV Guide.' "

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"I think we may be witnessing a defining moment in his presidency."

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"Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in exchange for immunity?"

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"For the last time—is this, or this not, the horse you rode in on?"

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"Let's see what he does when he peers over a real cliff."

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"But I have a witness. Here, talk to her yourself."

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"Walt Whitman may well have contradicted himself, Mr. Dobkin, but chances are he wasn't under oath at the moment."

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'Yes, that's him. That's the author of the book that grabbed me and wouldn't let go!'

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"O.K.number two, now put your right foot in and shake it all about."

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'Will you please answer the question, and this time, without the smoke and mirrors?'

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Crucial testimony in the case of Cinderella vs. the Association of Fairy Godmothers.

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"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

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