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'Good news! Our lobbyist got us on the endangered species list.'
"Fascinating, aren't they?"
Tags:whale watch, whale watches, whale watcher, whale watchers, whale watching, whale-watcher, whale-watchers, whale-watching, whale spotting, whale spotter, whale spotters, marine biology, marine biologist, marine biologists, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, boat, boats, role reversal, role reversals, role-reversal, role-reversals, endangered animal, endangered species
"As a species we're endangered. As an individual I'm in great shape."
"One final question: Do you own or have you ever owned a fur coat?"
Tags:leopard, leopards, fur coat, fur coats, survey, surveys, regret, regrets, business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson, big cat, big cats, animal rights, animal product, animal products, endangered animal, endangered animals, karma, revenge
"It's that 'rarer than thou' attitude that gets me."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceros, giraffe, giraffes, safari, safari animal, safari animals, rare, wild, endangered, endangered animal, endangered animals, rarer, holier-than-thou, holier than thou, ego, egoist, egoists, egotistic, egotistical, self-centred, self-centered, attitude, bad attitude, snob, snobs, snobby, smug, self-satisfied, conceited, judgemental
"When I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us."
"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."
Tags:hunter, hunters, hunting, game hunter, game hunter, game hunting, shooting, taxidermy, trophy, trophies, head, heads, myth, myths, legend, legends, mythical creature, mythical creatures, unicorn, unicorns, endangered animal, endangered animals, endangered species, endangered, extinct, extinction, environmental issues, selfish, greedy, self-centred, self-centered
Endangered waterfowl with sign: 'Will work for habitat.'
'An inconvenient truth meets an all-too convenient one.
"Better imaginary than extinct."
Tags:imaginary, imagination, imaginary creature, imaginary creatures, fantasy animal, fantasy animals, unicorn, unicorns, rhino, rhinos, white rhino, the white rhino, extinct, extinction, endangered animal, endangered animals, come back, come-back, come backs, come-backs, retort, retorts, insult, insults, exchanging insults, conservationist, conservationists, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental activism
Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.
"Day 431: I finally caught a glimpse of the elusive scapegoat."
"We have to believe we're not endangered or we'll all go mad."
Tags:mad, madness, insane, insanity, stress, stressed, stressful, endangered species, endangered animal, endangered animals, monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, wildlife, naturalist, naturalists, nature, natural world, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists
"Well, he was on the endangered list, and I thought I could save him."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, owl, owls, cat, cats, smoke, smoking, beer, beers, can, cans, alcohol, alcoholic, drink, drinks, drinking, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, change, improve, habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits, extinct, going extinct, endangered, endangered species, endangered animal, endangered animals, list, lists, save, saves, saving, rescue, rescuing, rescues, character, characters
'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'
Tags:lion, endangered species, lions, lioness, lionesses, endangered animal, endangered animals, conservation, conservationist, conservationists, lion pack, lion packs, pride, prides, lion pride, lion prides, big cat, big cats, environmental concerns, lazy, laziness, lazy man, lazy men, reproduction
Whale tells family to save themselves.
"Great- now we're endangered and reviled."
Tags:elephant, elephants, cat, cats, tusk, tusks, elephant tusk, elephants tusks, accidental death, endangered, endangered species, endangered animal, endangered animals, animal rights, animal rights activist, animal right activists, animal rights activism, accident, accidents, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, reviled
"Hey! Endangered species here, if you don't mind!"
Tags:blood sport, blood sports, hunter, hunters, trophy hunter, trophy hunters, trophy hunting, rhino, rhinos, white rhino, white rhinos, endangered, endangered species, nuisance, nuisances, pot shot, pot shots, irritating, irritation, irritations, hunting, endangered animal, endangered animals, extinct, extinction, conservation, conservationist, conservationists, animal conservation
'It isn't just you, Wally. We're all on the endangered species list.'
"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."
Tags:bird, birds, bird species, protected status, endangered, endangered species, endangered bird, endangered birds, endangered animal, endangered animals, fire, fired, firing, firings, sack, sacks, sacking, sackings, sacked, crane, cranes, loon, loons, boss, bosses, manager, managers, corporation, corporations, special interest, special interests, wild, wild animal, wild animals, corporate structure, corporate ladder, hierarchy, hierarchies, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies
"Screw it. I'm endangered anyways."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, whale, whales, underwater, fish, endangered, endangered animal, endangered animals, endangered species, smoking, bad habit, bad habits, smoker, smokers, unhealthy, health, fitness, tobacco, giving up, negative thinking, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, pessimistic, negative
'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'
"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, panda, pandas, panda bear, panda bears, bear, bears, endangered, endangers species, endangered animal, endangered animals, saving the panda, saving pandas, saving the species, science, scientists, scientists, biology, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, zoo, zoos, zoology, zoologist, zoologists, zookeeper, zookeepers, mating, mate, mates, reproduction, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, online dating, internet dating, dating app, dating apps, dating application, dating applications, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, swiping right, swiping left, old-fashioned, old-fashioned way, meet, meeting, locked in a room, modern life, finding a partner
"I don't know, we never want to mate, we only eat one thing...what're we, trying to go extinct?"