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The good old days of banking: 'Ok. . . now comes the tricky part.'
At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.
'Ok...I'll admit they're kind of cute, but I still say their herds need to be thinned.'
"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."
'...And this is my man cave.'
"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."
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A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.
"He has a very deft touch."
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"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."
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"Damn! The feeder's empty."
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'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'
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"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."
Bull and bear checking in for work.
"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."
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'You are getting better but you're not out of the woods yet.'
'It's okay, Vern, I think he just wants a hug.'
'We are communicating better but we are still not out of woods.'
'I can't open a paper without reading another grizzly story.'
"Be prepared when you meet Mr. Henderson. He gives hugs."
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"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."
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'I see improvement . . . but you're not out of the woods, yet.'
'Ready to try out your new training?'
The bear inspects and eats the garbage.
'Come on kids - it's just a story!'
"Parks and Wildlife called - I thought you should know."