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"I hear we've been short-listed for extinction."
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, dino, extinction event, extinction events, extinct, extinctions, extinction of the dinosaurs, fake news, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, ignoring the obvious, environmental disaster, environmental disasters, climate change, global warming, disaster prepardness, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, denial, denier, deniers, deny
"You're a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and there's a large asteroid headed for your planet."
Tags:fired, firing, dinosaur, dinosaurs, extinct, extinction, getting fired, canned, can, extinction of the dinosaurs, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, ageing, getting old, getting on, getting older, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, incompetent, incompetence, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, metaphor, metaphors, downsizing, behind the times, out of date, unemployed, unemployment
"Your ancestors ruled the Earth, Mr. Tucker - you're gonna have to ease up a bit!"
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, evolution, evolve, evolved, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, extinct, extinction
"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."
Tags:environment, environmental, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, barren, wasteland, wastelands, global warming, climate change, word play, play on words, baby boomer, baby boomers, nature, green, recycle, recycling, greenhouse gases, carbon, carbon footprint, green house gases, greenhouse effect, carbon emissions, emissions, extinction event, extinction, extinct, critic, critical, critique, critics, critically
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"
Tags:junk drawer, apocalypse, dinosaur, dinosaurs, extinct, extinction, doomsayer, doomsayers, doom, doomed, apocalyptic, armageddon, end of the world, impending doom, proselytize, proselytizes, proselytizing, proselytise, proselytising, proselytising, bother, bothers, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, evangelical, evangelist, evangelists, nuisance, nuisances, interrupt, interrupts, interruption, interruptions
The first person who talked about climate change...and the first person who didn't want to hear about it."
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, climate change, global warming, climate shift, climate shifts, head in the sand, ignore, ignores, ignoring, climate denier, climate deniers, extinct, extinction, human extinction, catastrophe, catastrophes, volcano, volcanos, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistory, prehistoric, extinction level event, extinction level events, ignorance is bliss, reality, reality check, reality checks, carbon levels
"Ichthyosaurs are all gone, mosasaurs are gone, pterosaurs are gone. There's none of the old crowd left."
Tags:animal, animals, dinosaur, dinosaurs, extinct, extinction, extinction event, extinction events, history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, jurassic, ichthyosaurs, mosasaurs, pterosaurs, old crowd, friend, friends, friendship, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, ageing, aging, old age
It's a wonder they aren't totally extinct!"
Tags:target, targets, target shooting, bird, birds, marking, markings, unfortunate, plumage, tropical bird, tropical birds, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, extinct, extinction, hunted to extinction, endangered, endangered species, target practice, target practise, wildlife, point, points, high score, high scores, high scoring
"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."
"Momma? Is Rick Perry real?"
Tags:rick perry, texas, governor, governors, climate change, global warming, ice cap, ice caps, monster, monsters, polar bear, polar bears, myth, myths, mythical, scary story, scary stories, extinct, extinction, environmental policy, secretary of energy, catastrophe, catastrophes, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism
'Assuming present trends continue, the odds are quite good that we'll become the best-informed extinct species on the planet!'
"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."
"All the entrées are vegan, but they taste as good as endangered species."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, ordering, order, orders, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, menu, menus, entree, entrees, main, mains, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, endangered species, extinct, foodie, foodies, taste, tastes, animal rights, environmentally friendly, environmentally-friendly, eco-friendly, nature, natural, environment
"When I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us."
"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
Tags:noah, noah's ark, bible, bibles, creation, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, flood, floods, biblical flood, biblical floods, animal, animals, mythical creature, mythical creatures, unicorn, unicorns, lgbt, lgbtq, extinct, extinction, extinctions, great flood, noah, going exinct, endangered species, accident, accidents, mistake, mistakes, consequence, consequences, endangered, endangered species
"You know who I don't see around much anymore and I don't really miss? The Neanderthals."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, homo sapiens, extinct, extinction, extinctions, disappeared, disappearance
'They're extinct now but when I was young you'd find these everywhere...let's go to the next gallery they've got a 'bobby on the bear' and a 'postman' there.'
Neanderthal man's lack of curiosity doomed him to extinction.
"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."
Tags:archeology, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeologist, archeologists, suv, suvs, oversized, gas guzzler, gas guzzlers, gas guzzling, history, history museum, history museums, fuel, petrol, gas, gasoline, fuel consumption, family car, family cars, fuel economy, fuel efficiency, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, drive, drives, driving, trend, trends, trendy, extinct, extinction, extinctions, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, car manufacturer, car manufacturers, car manufacturing, museum, museums
"I'm afraid you have humans."
Tags:environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, human, mankind, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, diagnosis, diagnoses, doctor, doctors, human activity, climate change, global warming, environmental destruction, extinct, extinction, mass extinction, extinction level event, parasite, parasites, pest, pests, bad news, breaking bad news
"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."
Tags:hunter, hunters, hunting, game hunter, game hunter, game hunting, shooting, taxidermy, trophy, trophies, head, heads, myth, myths, legend, legends, mythical creature, mythical creatures, unicorn, unicorns, endangered animal, endangered animals, endangered species, endangered, extinct, extinction, environmental issues, selfish, greedy, self-centred, self-centered
"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, birth, birthrate, birthrates, extinct, extinction, endanger, endangered, old age, old people, elderly, elder, elders, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, decline, population, decreased population, decreasing population, depressing, sad, unfortunate, evolution, evolving, evolved, evolve, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women
"If we die, I want you to know Tim. I'm still super pi**ed you told Karen that I hooked up with Angela."
Tags:endangered species, endangered animal, endangered animals, extinction, extinctions, extinct, diplodocus, dino, dinos, dinosaur, dinosaurs, petty grievance, petty grievances, petty, pettiness, gossip, gossips, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, gossiped, rumour, rumours, rumor, rumors, asteroid strike, asteroid, meteor, meteors, asteroids, private life, privacy