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'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'
'Well, I woke everybody up early this mornin'.'
'Cock a doodle don't.'
"... and they never write or visit!"
"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."
Tags:animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, egg, eggs, which came first, first, riddle, riddles, cliche, cliches, science, biology, dilemma, dilemmas, causality, paradox, paradoxes, poultry, problem, problems, next, line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, next in line, cashier, cashiers, shopping, shopper, shoppers, customer, customers, competition, competitions, rivalry, rivalries, competing
The Delusional World of the Free-Range Chicken
"Say…. Just what kind of a name is Norbert?"
Tags:beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, charity, poverty, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owner, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, pet trick, pet tricks, name, names, pet name, pet names
"Are those noodles?"
"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"
"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, poultry, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, compatibility, chemistry, personal, personals, personal ad, personal ads, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., whole grains, health, food, dirt bath, dirt baths, why did the chicken cross the road, crossing, road, roads, unafraid, brave, courage, courageous, looking for mr. right, love, looking for love, searching for love, soulmate, soulmates
"Do you feel as if you could work within the system during the week and save the 'free range' for weekends?"
"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
Tags:turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, chicken, chickens, cook, cooks, cooking, stuffing, stuffings, dressing, dressings, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, supper, suppers, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, bad cook, bad cooks, found object, found objects, loose change, haphazard, christmas, christmas dinner, banquet, dinner party, dinner parties, disaster, disasters
"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, chicken, chickens, chicken farm, herd, herding, driving, free-range, range, free range, freerange, farmer, farmers, farming, livestock, poultry, abilene
"I hardly think it's fair that the 'coming home drunk at dawn bird' gets the worm."
A chicken crosses an interstate highway.
A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
(Ooooh, my neck is sooo stiff! I may have a suit against my parents!)
Tags:kentucky fried, ostrich, fast food, fast foods, chicken, chickens, variation, variations, exotic food, exotic foods, ostriches, eat, eats, eating, branch out, branches out, branching out, knockoff, knockoffs, ripoff, ripoffs, knock-off, knock-offs, rip-off, rip-offs, fast food chain, fast food chains
"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."
Tags:chicken, chickens, chick, chicks, baby chick, baby chicks, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, transitional object, transitional objects, disappointment, disappointments, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing, upbringings
'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'
Tags:plucked chicken, plucked chickens, water drag, water drags, swimmer, swimmers, swim, swims, swimming, swam, athlete, athletes, athletic, athletics, swimming race, swimming races, swimming racer, swimming racers, bird, birds, chicken, chickens, feather, feathers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."
Tags:public funding, funding, arts, debate, debates, violence, politics, government, governments, congress, national endowment for the arts, politicians, politicians, artist, artists, art, money, finances, financing, controversy, controversies, defunding, controversial, performer, performers, performance, performances, entertainer, entertainers, entertainment, animal, animals, trick, tricks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, horn, horns, circus, music, seal of approval, seals of approval, approved
Chicken Funeral Planning.
"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."
Tags:feet, foot, attraction, duck, ducks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, bird, birds, animal, animals, date, dates, dating, single life, dating scene, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders
"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, dinner, dinners, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, chicken, chickens, meat, serving, video, videos, film, films, movie, movies, death, dead, dying wish, dying wishes, last wish, last wishes, last request, last requests, will, wills, customer, customers, diner, diners, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, veganism, vegan, vegans, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s