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"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."
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"See anyone who tickles your ivories?"
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"Welcome aboard, Parker. Your tusks precede you."
"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."
'They were a retirement gift.'
"Great- now we're endangered and reviled."
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Those people who shot me full of tranquilizers weren't zoologists. They were dentists
"You shouldn't feel too bad. I think it's remarkable they managed even one jump."
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'Honestly, Clara, you know I don't like auctions anyway, but this...!'
Elephant's tusks are in a glass by the bed.
"No I don't use steroids. Why do you ask?"
"It's teeth whitening."
A walrus's tusks are melting like icicles in the sun
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"now let's try one without the tusks."
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'Did you have it professionally done or did you use those tusk whitening strips?'
'An elephant never forgets...An elephant never forgets...Never forgets what?'
'Gee, if I just had something to compact that trash with...Something round, and flat on the end...'
"These keys seem vaguely familiar."
"I'm afraid your dental plan does not cover tusks."
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'Dude, you really need braces.'
'Do I have anything stuck in-between my tusks?'
'I've had my tusks surgically removed: Now, I'm of no value to poachers...'