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"See anyone who tickles your ivories?"
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"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."
'They were a retirement gift.'
'Honestly, Clara, you know I don't like auctions anyway, but this...!'
'Well, I'm not great virtuoso, but I do like to tickle the ivories every now and then.'
"I'm afraid your dental plan does not cover tusks."
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"These keys seem vaguely familiar."
"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."
'I've had my tusks surgically removed: Now, I'm of no value to poachers...'
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull them both!"
"I have such bad luck. What could be worse than being born without a trunk?"
'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'
"Tickle those ivories, Julius!"
What happens in Vegas...
'This next song goes out to my great-great grandfather, whose tusks I'm playing on.'
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'I can't climb up there, I suffer from vertigo!'
'One case of body wash. Will there be anything else?
Yep, the owners said this entire fence's made of real ivory,,, What color ya got there Red Well I'd say use this white,,,
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'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'
Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...
'Yes Rapunzel, we do have a warrant. So let down your hair, or we're coming in the hard way!'
'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'
Rapunzel as a child.
'Fred like to tickle the ivories.'