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The good old days of banking: 'Ok. . . now comes the tricky part.'
At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.
"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."
'...And this is my man cave.'
'Ok...I'll admit they're kind of cute, but I still say their herds need to be thinned.'
"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."
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A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.
"Damn! The feeder's empty."
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"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."
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"He has a very deft touch."
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Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"
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'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'
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"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
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"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."
"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."
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Bull and bear checking in for work.
'Try these relaxation methods. If they don't work, I'll prescribe a tranquilizer dart.'
'You are getting better but you're not out of the woods yet.'
'It's okay, Vern, I think he just wants a hug.'
'You scared him to death.'
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'We are communicating better but we are still not out of woods.'
'Are you sure you set the alarm Bob? It looks as though we slept through spring.'
'I can't open a paper without reading another grizzly story.'
"Be prepared when you meet Mr. Henderson. He gives hugs."
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"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."
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