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"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"
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"And that's how ya clean a deer!"
Tags:show, show and tell, deer, deer hunt, deer hunting, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, poach, poaching, poacher, poachers, poached, gun, guns, rifle, buck, big game, game, game hunting, school, schools, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergarteners, carcass, vegetarian, trauma, traumatise, traumatised, shock, shocked, shock value, surprise, lost innocence, toxic masculinity
'Come on! Come on! Step in it!!'
"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."
Tags:animals, animal, mounted, mounting, mount, mounted animal, animal head, head mount, head mounting, mounted head, animal hunting, hunting, poaching, shooting, shoot, hunt, poach, poacher, hunter, exotic animals, exotic animal, jungle animal, jungle animals, antlers, bald, baldness, boredom, bored, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, designing, decor, decoration, decorating, interior decor, interior design
'You scared him to death.'
Tags:hunting, hunt, hunts, hunted, bear, bears, grizzly, black, grizzly bear, black bear, hunter, hunters, poaching, poach, poached, poacher, poachers, scared to death, kill, killed, kills, killing, killer, killers, prey, predator, predators, prank, pranks, pranking, trick, tricks, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Bob tells me you hunt."
"Wow! Dig the umbrella stands on her!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, elephant, elephants, africa, asia, african, asian, hunt, hunting, poach, poaching, trade, trades, trading, smuggle, smuggling, endangered, endangered species, poacher, poachers, hunters, hunter, trophy, trophies, leg, legs, feet, foot, umbrella, umbrellas, umbrella stand, umbrella stands, compliment, compliments, comment, comments, ogle, ogling, leer, leering, stare, staring, look, looking, check out, dig
Humpty the Game Warden
Elephant in the Room
"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"
Tags:hunting, hunter, hunters, shooting, shooter, shooters, game hunter, game hunters, game hunting, poaching, poacher, poachers, extinction, endangered species, endangered animal, endangered animals, hunting rifle, hunting rifles, rifle, rifles, shotgun, shotgun, gun control, hunting laws, hunting regulations, population control, hunting ban, hunting bans, wiped out, extinct, gone, last, killed, blood, bloody, environmental destruction, protected species
Free Range Christmas Poultry
Tags:little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, riding lesson, riding lessons, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, bridleway, bridle path, poaches, poaching, poacher, poachers, falcon, falcons, falconry, hawking, hawk, hawks, poultry farm, poultry farms, turkey farm, turkey farms, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, free range, poach, christmas, thelwell
"To be honest...it was pretty hard to keep it a secret."
Tags:elephant, elephants, elephant's graveyard, elephant's graveyards, burial ground, burial grounds, cemteries, elephant's cemetery, elephant's cemeteries, explorer, explorers, hunter, hunters, poacher, poachers, secret, secret burial ground, cemetery, hunting safari, hunters, dan reynolds, reynolds unwrapped
"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull them both!"
'I've had my tusks surgically removed: Now, I'm of no value to poachers...'
"I was just wondering how our lives would have turned out if the Rhinocratic oath had caught on."
'You've got to admire his gallows humour.'
Trophy Hunter Alert
Tags:animal right, animal rights, trophy hunter, trophy hunters, trophy hunting, safari, safaris, zimbabwe, cecil, cecil the lion, animal activist, animal activists, poaching, poacher, poachers, hunter, hunters, hunting, bloodsport, bloodsports, walter palmer, big game hunting, big-game hunting, big-game hunts, big game hunts
No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.
"I think they were taken by poachers."
"I have such bad luck. What could be worse than being born without a trunk?"
"He's going on instinct alone. Surely we can outsmart him."