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"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."
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'I have mostly conservative investments in my retirement portfolio, plus a few riskier, short-term performers tossed in as a hedge against inflation.'
"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."
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'Your hedge fund manager is here, sir.'
"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."
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'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'
"I was at a high-powered investment firm for seven years and a high-powered penal institution for a year and a half."
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The Tooth Accountant
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'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'
'Using your clients' money to landscape your compound doesn't constitute a 'hedge fund'.'
"Unfortunately, it turns out my marriage was pegged to the dollar."
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'I'm saving up for a hedge.'
Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market
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"Hear no evil...See no evil...Just evil."
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"We know stocks will go up but we don't know which ones or when."
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"Can I interest you in a ledge fund?"
'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'
"Invest? No offense, but I've read about you guys."
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'Robert, you promised! Not another hedge against inflation!'
Inside a trader's brain.
'You're not going to lose a cent with the Bermuda Triangle Fund. Every dollar I've ever put into it is still there...somewhere.'
"Oh I dabbled in hedge funds, sub prime mortgages, derivatives, but it was all just TOO WEIRD!"
Herd of Hedge Fund Managers about to cross a river.
"And then I thought, what better hedge than a uranium centrifuge?"
Jake was a hedge fun manager in the city.