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"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."
"It would appear that the sequinned youngster is preparing to challenge the authority of the silver-backed alpha male."
Tags:gorilla, gorillas, male, males, challenge, challenges, challenging, ape, apes, ape society, ape societies, primatology, primatologist, primatologists, scientist, scientists, nature program, nature programs, nature programme, nature programmes, nature documentary, nature documentaries, natural world, alpha, alphas, alpha males, mate, mates, mating habits, biologist, biologists, silverback, silver-back, silver-backs
"Mate with you? I was just going to use you as a Q-tip."
Tags:clean your ears, cleaning your ears, q-tip, q-tips, monster, monster, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, giant, giants, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstood, mate, mates, misinterpret, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, get the wrong idea, gets the wrong idea, getting the wrong idea
"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."
Tags:relationship, relationships, consent, consenting consents, feminism, feminists, feminist, #metoo, metoo, me too, mantis, praying mantis, praying mantises, mantises, mate, mates, consensual, permission, reproduction, insect, insects, animal, animals, decapitate, relationship, relationships, death, dying, died
"If we become friends now, in twenty years we can say we've been friends for that long."
"You're a lot easier to live with once your antlers fall off."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, mate, mates, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, deer, buck, bucks, stag, stags, antler, antlers, spring, springtime, mating season, biology, science, hard to live with, testosterone, shedding
"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, friend, friends, friendship, relationship, relationships, mate, mates, parent friend, parent friends, life after kids, life after children
"I'd like you two to meet. Individually, neither one of you is very interesting, but together I'm hoping for a synergistic effect."
Tags:party, parties, event, events, introduction, introductions, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, mate, mates, uninteresting, boring, dull, hope, hoping, synergy, synergistic, host, hosts, hostess, hostess, bad manners, rude, insulting, offensive, courtesy, socialising, socializing, mingling
"It's your turn. I've run out of pleasantries for the gauntlet."
Tags:conversation, conversations, conversation topic, conversation topics, topic, topics, theme, themes, small talk, making small talk, talking, pleasantry, pleasantries, running the gauntlet, gauntlet, gauntlets, modern life, acquaintance, acquaintance, friend, friends, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, mate, mates
"We have what you young people might call an old-fashioned marriage—we are not best friends."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, old-fashioned, old fashioned, best friends, friend, friends, friendship, mate, mates, angry, upset, youth, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, getting older, growing older, getting old, growing old, old age, modern life
"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."
Tags:monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, gorilla, gorillas, zoo, zoos, observation, observations, boy band, boy bands, musician, musicians, singer, singers, performer, performers, scientist, scientists, observation, observations, observe, experiment, experiments, science lab, science labs, biologist, biologists, primates, zoology, zoologists, zoologist, primate, mate, mates, musical instrument, musical instruments
"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, deciding, decisions, decision, choice, choices, choosing, deciding what to order, choosing what to order, ordering food, indecision, indecisive, friend, friends, mate, mates, women, woman, stereotype, stereotypes
"He's a porcupine, and he's prickly. I accept that."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, squirrel, squirrels, porcupine, porcupines, rodent, rodents, forest, forests, wild, relationship, relationships, friendship, friend, friends, mate, mates, accept, accepting, acceptance, tolerant, tolerance, prickly
"So I like rutting. So sue me."
"Oh, no, it's that guy we meet so often we think we know him."
"I find it increasingly difficult to remain man's best friend."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, thinking, thought, thoughts, man's best friend, friend, friends, mate, mates, friendship, relationship, relationships, difficult, hard, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., news, media, press, current events, politics, social issues, environmental issues
'What do you mean you're not Dave?'
"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."
Tags:croak, croaks, croaking, frog, frogs, toad, toads, boys night, boys' night, boy's night, boys night out, mate, mates, guy, guys, prince, princes, frog prince, princess, princesses, wife, wives, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, night on the town, married life, happily ever after, drinking buddies, drinking buddy
"See anyone who tickles your ivories?"
Tags:elephant, elephants, ivory, ivories, tusk, tusks, animal, animals, herd, herds, talking animal, talking animals, love, mate, mates, mating season, date, dates, dating, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, flirt, flirty, single, singles, modern life, courtship, courtships, courting, mating ritual, mating rituals, flirts, flirtation, flirtations
"Since we don't do payback dinners, how does eighty bucks sound for the reasonably decent evening I think we've all had?"
Tags:party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, dinner, friend, friends, friendship, mate, mates, payback, money, bad manners, rude, impolite, offensive, returning the favor, returning the favour, paying, food, restaurant, restaurants, dining, eating, meal, meals, couple, couples, leisure, guest, guests, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses
"My mom says you can sleep on the top bunk if your parents will sign a release form."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, sleepover, sleepovers, slumber party, slumber parties, pyjama party, pyjama parties friend, friends, mate, mates, girl, girls, bunk bed, bunk beds, bed, beds, bedtime, top bunk, dangerous, risky, danger, risk, waiver, waivers, release form, release forms, liability, lawsuit, lawsuits, law, fear of being sued, modern life, modern parenting, modern parenthood, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel
"When did you two start exchanging high fives?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, high five, high fives, exchange, exchanging, friend, friends, friendship, mate, mates, buddy, buddies, man's best friend, gesture, gestures, suspicious, strange, unusual
Avast Ye,, matey - there be a complaint against ye. One of the sea hags from accountin' says ye been swabbin' yer deck in view of the interns.
Tags:pirate, pirates, sailor, sailors, pillage, pillager, pillaging, pillaged, complaint, complain, complains, complainers, patch, patches, skull, skulls, crossbone, crossbones, ship, ships, deck, decks, swab, sabbin, swabbing, sea, seas, hag, hags, mate, mates, matey, inern, interns, view, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Funny how you can be friends with somebody for so long but never really know him."
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, burial, burials, memorial service, memorial services, funeral service, funeral services, pallbearer, pallbearers, friend, friends, friendship, mate, mates, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, sarcophagus, sarcophagi, king tut, tutankhamun, king tutankhamun, pharaoh, pharaohs, king, kings, royal, royalty, ancient egypt, egypt, history, historical, egyptian, surprise