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The polar olympics
"What do you say we follow something else?"
"Of course, I was more competitive in those days."
"O.K., I'm ready. You can let it go."
'...And this is my man cave.'
A deer crossing sign running away from a hunter sign
Tags:road, roads, road sign, road signs, sign, signs, signage, road crossing, road crossings, road-crossing, road-crossings, deer-crossing, deer-crossings, deer crossing, deer crossings, deer, be aware, be careful, beware, hunter, hunters, hunting, shooter, shooters, shooting, gun, guns, rifle, rifles, safe, safety, road safety
Someday, I'll have your great grandad tell you his pheasant hunting stories.
"We're going to need a bigger spear."
"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."
"I don't get it. We hunt. We gather. When do you find the time to accessorize?"
Tags:hunter gatherer, hunter gatherers, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, gather, gathers, gathering, gatherer, gatherers, busy, busyness, time consuming, free time, no free time, accessorize, accessorise, accessorizing, accessorising, accessory, accessories, fashion, trend setter, trend setters, caveman, cavemen, prehistoric man, paleolithic man, stone age man
Scaring the hunter.
Tags:hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunted, scare, scares, scaring, scared, startle, startles, startled, startling, bird, bird, duck, ducks, balloon, balloons, pop, pops, popping, popped, pi, pins, bang, bangs, banging, banged, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, surprise, surprises, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Can you stop that crap? The bison are on the move."
Tags:cave, caves, cave painting, cave paintings, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, prehistoric, paleolithic, palaeolithic, theory of relativity, mass–energy equivalence, physics, science, scientist, e=mc2, equation, equations, genius, geniuses, intelligence, intelligent, smart, nerd, nerds, survival, food, foods, impatient, impatience, priorities
"He must smell your elk."
"Ironically all the guys from the hunting lodge were on the 'Nice' list."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, santas sleigh, reindeer, santas reindeer, santa clauses raindeer, dasher, dancer, prancer, vixen, comet, cupid, donner, blitzen, rudolf, rudolf the red nosed reindeer, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, hunting lodge, hunting lodges, tragic accident, hunting accident, shot, shoot, shooting, nice list, naughty list, crime scene, crime scenes
"Let's see now - have we got everything?"
Tags:beer, beers, alcohol, alcoholic, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking buddy, hunter, hunters, hunting, hunting season, open season, masculine, masculinity, men, mens, manly, manliness, woodsmen, dad, dads, father, fathers, gone fishing, boy's night, boys, boy's holiday, color, colour, colours, colors, gun, guns, hunting rifle
Tags:owl, owls, bird, birds, bird's eye, hunter, hunters, hunting, binocular, binoculars, cheaters, unfair advantage, unfair advantages, enhance, enhanced, enhancement, enhancements, compete, competition, competitions, bird of prey, birds of prey, friends, friendship, question, questions, disagreement, disagreements, reaction, reactions
"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."
Tags:kiss, dragon, dragons, dragonslayer, dragonslayers, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, romance, romantic, romantic gesture, romantic gestures, knight in shining armor, knight in shining armour, maiden, maidens, fair maiden, fair maidens, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, grand gesture, grand gestures, above and beyond, trophy, trophy hunter, trophy hunters, hunter, hunters, hunting, hunted
'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'
Tags:hunter, hunt, hunts, hunters, hunting, hunted, predator, predators, prey, deer, deers, moose, beer, beers, lure, lured, luring in, bait, lures, luring, trick, tricks, tricked, jump, jumped, umps, mug, mugging, mugger, muggers, mugs, revenge, retaliation, only fair, retaliate, retaliating, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'And number five said in his profile that he was 6'2' and he turned out to be 5'7'.'
Tags:online date, online dating, online dates, lie, lies, lying, liar, height, heights, head, heads, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, hunting, trophy, trophies, memento, mementos, remember, remembers, reminisce, reminisces, profile, profiles, online, on line, internet date, internet dating, close to home
"Since I retired, I've been doing some part-time consulting for a younger predators' group."
Tags:lion, lions, wolf, wolfs, wolves, predator, predators, support group, support groups, mentor, mentors, mentoring, consultant, consultant, consulting, expert, experts, expertise, group, groups, hunt, hunts, hunting, train, trains, training, area of expertise, areas of expertise, retirement, retire, retires, retiring
"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"
Tags:tanks, hunters, national rifle association, deer, law, politics, guns, military, wild, nature, environment, government, fight back, fights back, fighting back, prey, hunter, hunting season, nra, national rifle association, n.r.a., lobbyist, lobbyists, lobbying group, lobbying groups, second amendment, fair fight, fair fights, hunting
"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."
Tags:culture clash, literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, mounted, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, print, print culture, e reader, e readers, e-reader, e-readers, digital, digital versus, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
"He has a very deft touch."
Tags:bear, bears, hunt, hunting, hunted, hunter, hunters, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, family, families, bartender, bartenders, mixer, mixers, cocktail, cocktails, nature, river, rivers, salmon, salmons, deft, deftly, catch, caught, martini, martinis, exaggerate, exaggerated, metaphor, metaphors, spoof, spoofed, talking animal, talking animals, wildlife
"Well, good luck, Herman!"
"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."