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"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."
"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."
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The Great Zerferelli's Chair worked better in controlled conditions.
Tags:lion tamer, lion tamers, lion-tamer, lion-tamers, lion trainer, lion trainers, lion, lions, predator, predators, prey, preys, circus, circus act, circus acts, circus performer, circus performers, wild lion, wild lions, animal actor, animal actors, show business, controlled conditions, entertainer, entertainers, safari, safaris
Safari Clothes: "For People Who Aren't Going Anywhere"
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"When elephants fight it's the grass that suffers."
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"It's that 'rarer than thou' attitude that gets me."
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"You weren't supposed to see this."
"They are nice falls, aren't they? I've always hoped someone would discover them."
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"I don't get it."
Clarinet Playing Hunter
'Why do I always have to be the lookout.'
Good Gnus-Bad Gnus
"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"
'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'
"Unicorns do exist!"
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'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'
"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"
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"And that's why you go on safari."
Tags:safari, safaris, wildlife, photographer, photographers, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, africa, african, giraffe, giraffes, rhino, rhinos, tour, tours, tour group, tour groups, plain, plains, plains animal, plains animals, new experience, new experiences, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers
"Safari, Agnes, is a state of mind."
'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'
'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'
'He got game.'
"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"