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Elephant falls in love with sneezing zookeeper
"Who's a pretty girl now?"
Tags:style, styles, stylist, counter productive, counter-productive, beauty, beautiful, make-up, make up, makeup, circus, animal, elephant, elephants, exotic, exotic animal, exotic animals, decorative, decorates, hair, braid, bow, bows, braided, braids, tail, tails, butt, bum, bums, pet, pets, giant, huge, african elephant, asian elephant, zoo, zoo keeper, zoo keepers, love, loving, companion, companionship, friend, friendship, care, cares, caring, cared
A giraffe in a truck is heading for a low bridge.
"You left the tigers' cage open last night!"
"Don't you worry, Mr. Kiernan—we'll have you out of there in no time!"
Tags:zoo, zoos, zoo keeper, zoo keepers, snake, snakes, giant snake, giant snakes, anaconda, anacondas, eat, eats, eaten, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, reptile, reptiles, reptile house, reptile houses, herpetologist, herpetologists, herpetology, save, saves, saving, consumed, eaten up
'Having a sore throat is nothing. Wait until you get a stiff neck.'
'First, I had a frog in my throat. Then I had butterflies in my stomach - and now, a cat has got my tongue, I quit.'
Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'
Please Do Not Feed The Animals/Please Do Not Eat The People
Tags:zoo, zoos, zoo enclosure, zoo enclosures, zoo animal, zoo animals, lion, lions, lion pack, lion packs, lion enclosure, lion enclosures, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, predator, predators, prey, preys, zookeeper, zookeepers, zoo keeper, zoo keepers, food chain, food-chain
Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.
'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'
'I really need to get rid of that ceiling fan!'
'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'
'Your patients did this? But... I thought you're working at the zoo?!'
Due to budget cuts the zoo can only show animals in black and white.
'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'
Elephant Poop Scoop
Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.
'He's much happier now-he wasn't at all impressd with that leather recliner!'
Zoo keeper feeds styrofoam peanuts to a styrofoam elephant.
Phil's last day at work
Tags:tiger, tigers, lions, zookeeper, zookeepers, zoo keeper, zoo keepers, zoo-keeper, zoo-keepers, faux-pas, lion, zoo, faux pas, mistake, awkward, ominous, whoa, careless, health, safety, animals, status, insult, dis, disrespect, respect, title, honour, honor, dishonor, treatment, last day, last mistake
"I said I'll be glad when we get to the zoo."