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"Mom? Are you awake?"
"Mommy you're perfect!"
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'Mom, we've hired a few people to fill in for you while you relax on Mother's Day.'
'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'
"Sorry sweetie, I can't carry you anymore."
'Even if she does say you're turning her hair gray, why don't you get her some nice cologne?'
Mom, 'The Original life Coach' .
'I know it's Mother's Day, but she just went into labor. She probably won't be a mother for hours.'
"It's Mother's Day, let us order the takeout."
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"Marcy's making a live Mother's Day Webcast!"
'Happy Mother's Day! Here's your gift - I'll be back later for dinner!'
"Mom, dad. . . I just wanna thank you for your contribution of DNA."
Happy Mother's Day...to a Wonderful Mum.
'I find yoga very relaxing. Until the kids get back from Yoga class.'
"Your mom's a very special person."
'... But darling, you're not my mother... It's her responsibility to buy you a mother's day card, not mine.'
'I didn't have time to get you anything, but you can download some Mother's day wishes off my web site.'
"You're the greatest* mom ever!" *except for those 3 times you tried to eat me when I was a baby guppy!"
Mother's Day in the Bug World...
Today's Mothers Day!
"Mother's Day! Yeah right, what was I thinking?"
"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."
Mother's Day cards
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Time for Yourself.
Happy Mother's Day