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'Thanks, screen saver, but I already have it in sleep mode.'
"No problem, sweetheart; danger is my business."
Tags:danger, dangers, manly, manliness, masculine, masculinity, man, men, gumshoe, gumshoes, detective, detectives, private eye, private eyes, private dick, private dicks, maxim, maxims, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, noir, film noir, brave, bravery, valiant, hero, heroic, intrepid, chivalry, chivalrous
"Besides caring too much? I'd probably have to go with Kryptonite."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heros, job interview, recruit, new recruit, recruiter, recruiting, potential employee, new employee, hire, hiring, human resources, hr, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, employer, weakness, what is your weakness, kryptonite, job search, job hunting, weaknesses
A plumber heads down to a basement to find a boy with his finger in the pipe.
Tags:pipe, pipes, dike, dikes, boy with his finger in the dike, hans brinker, silver skates, flood, floods, flooding, flooded, basement, basements, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, plumbing problem, plumbing problems, dam, dams, stop, stops, stopping, hero, heroes, heroic, dutch boy, dutch boys, little dutch boy
"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, superhero, superheros, hero, heros, superpower, superpowers, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, shazam, lightning, unconscious, knocked out, explosion, explosions
Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas
"Hang on, there's a new definition of evil."
Tags:definition, definitions, new definition, new definitions, evil, legal definition, legal definitions, new law, new laws, new legislation, legislator, legislators, super hero, super heroes, superhero, superheroes, super, supers, hero, heroes, super power, super powers, annoy, annoying, nuisance, nuisances, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals
"Your sister got another promotion."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, cape, capes, crime fighting, crime fighter, crime fighters, signal, signals, message, messages, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, son, sons, sibling, siblings, sibling rivalry, adult child, promotion, promotions, promoted, brag, bragging, boast, boasting, competition, competitive, technology, modern life
"And don't try to be a hero."
Superman Heads Back To The Fridge
Tags:bachelor, bachelors, life, everyday, every day, ordinary, ordinary life, normal, normal life, bachelor pad, bachelor life, hero, heroes, heroic, superhero, superheroes, living alone, lonely, alone, loneliness, single, single life, living alone, independence, independent, independently, hungry, hunger, bored, boring, boring life, bored life, modern, modern world, modern life, modern living, home alone, alone at home
"Supermom isn't home right now - she's out fighting for truth, justice and a buck."
'I'm beginning to think the definition of 'hero' isn't what it used to be.'
An ellipsis in the sky
"Still not batman."
"That's great, but you still have to walk more."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, md, mds, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioner, clinic, clinics, check up, medical check up, check ups, medical check ups, advice, health advice, exercise, exercising, unfit, unfitness, overweight, obesity, obese, unhealthy, unhealthiness
"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, masked, mask, masked kid, kid, kids, the kid, ride, rides, store ride, quarter, quarters, cents, cent, 25 cent, 25 cents, twenty five cents, twenty five cent, one quarter, twenty-five cents, twenty-five cent, sidewalk ride, mechanical, mechanical horse, hero, heroes, wild west hero, wild west heroes, legend, legends, frontier
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, twitter storm, tweet, tweets, trump tweet, trump tweets, blunder, blunders, blundering, superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, film, films, incompetent trump, incompetent, incompetence
Batman getting the subway
"I'm not sure we still carry the Wonderbra."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, comic, comics, fictional character, fictional characters, character, characters, film, films, movie, movies, lingerie, lingerie store, lingerie stores, lingerie shop, lingerie shops, bra store, bra store, bra shop, bra shops, corset, corsets, shopping for bras, shopping for underwear, shopping for lingerie, lingerie counter, lingerie counters, clerk, clerks, staff, customer service, service, question, questions, request, requests, customer, customers, patron, patrons, out of stock, out-of-stock, fashion, women's wear, clothing, clothes, women's clothing, women's clothes, shopping, shopper, shoppers, not longer, carry, product, products, woman, women
The Man Who Never Had a Tax Mix-Up, Bungle, or Situation.
Tags:statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, monument, monuments, memorial, memorials, hero, heroes, tax, taxes, mistake, mistakes, mix-up, mix-ups, mixup, mixups, bungle, situation, situations, problem, problems, issue, issues, normal, ordinary, special, honor, honour, bureaucracy, government, governments
"I'll need a guano specimen."
Tags:bat, bats, superhero, superheroes, checkup, checkups, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, physical, physicals, stool sample, stool samples, sample, samples, bowel movement, bowel movements, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, middle age, middle-aged, specimen, specimens, comic book, comic books, hero, heroes
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, comic book hero, comic book heroes, monster, monsters, hulk, hunker, hunker down, self isolation, social distancing, stocking up, stock up, panic buying, panic buy, lockdown, lockdowns, locked down, spring 2020, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses
"No need to thank me, Ma'am-I would have murdered him anyways."
"And this is a crossword puzzle I'm working on."
Tags:military, officer, officers, general, generals, rank, ranks, medal, medals, pin, pins, lapel, lapels, lapel pin, lapel pins, decoration, decorations, award, awards, badge, badges, bar, bars, ribbon, ribbons, hero, heroes, heroism, bravery, service, service record, service records, record of service, crossword puzzle, crossword puzzles, crossword, crosswords, word puzzle, word puzzles, puzzle, puzzles, show-off, brag, display, hobby, hobbies, leisure, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties