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"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."
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"Good night, Mommy. Good night, Daddy."
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"Mommy you're perfect!"
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"Turns out Mommy's life is one big long report, sweeitie."
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'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'
'Get back in here and finish your lunch.'
'With Jesse Caldwell's family moving out of town, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'
"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."
"Why would a monster be under your bed? And even if there was, what the heck could I do about it?"
"Your mom's a very special person."
"You want a letter of recommendation from my last employer? I'm sure my mom will write me one!"
"Well, when I'm a mommy, I'm not makin' my kids eat lima beans!"
"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."
"As a great woman once said, 'Don't cry. Mommy's doing the best she can.'"
Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!
The First Mother's Day Gift...
'Dad, what's the point of you and Mom working so hard if your names don't even show up on a Google search?'
'Have a good day, sweetie. Mommy has to go to the office now and attempt to drive a stake through the heart of her competitors.'
"Just a sec honey...Mommy has to cut this up into little pieces, so the vacuum can pick it up easier."
'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'
"While we're at supper, Billy, you'd make Daddy and Mommy very happy if you'd remove your hat, your sunglasses, and your earring."
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"Thank you, honey, for your vote of confidence in our parenting decisions."
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'Mommy, a boy in my class called you a name. What's a 'powerchick'?'
'Of curse it does.'
'He had a heart attack when his son volunteered to shovel his walk.'