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Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives
"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."
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"I forgot. My brother Woolard is coming by."
Tags:visitor, visitors, guest, guests, house guest, house guests, unexpected guest, unexpected guests, brother, brothers, brother in law, brother in laws, brother-in-law, brother-in-laws, in law, in laws, in-law, in-laws, fright, frights, break in, break ins.break-in, break-ins, breaking and entering
"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."
Tags:cabernet, cabernet sauvignon, martini, martinis, wine, wines, meet the parents, meeting the parents, good impression, good impressions, first impression, first impressions, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, bad impression, bad impressions, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, boyfriend, boyfriends, introduction, introductions, husband, husbands, dinner date, dinner dates, cocktail, cocktails, nerve, nerves, nervous, nervousness, self-medicate, self-medicates, self-medicating, self-medication, wine pairing, wine pairings, in-law, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws
"I hope you're not going to let your parents pass by without speaking to them."
"Will your mother by coming for dinner tonight?"
Tags:neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, the stone age, early man, mother in law, mothers in law, mother-in-law, mothers-in-law, in law, in laws, the in laws, in-law, in-laws, the in-laws, dread, social occasion, social occasions
'Just for me. My mother-in-law is coming to visit.'
"Your entire family has the flu, and they won't be coming home for Christmas!"
Tags:miracle, miracles, extended family, extended families, flu, flu season, christmas, inlaw, inlaws, in-law, in-laws, holiday season, holiday seasons, stress, stresses, stressing, stressor, stressors, stressed out, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, merry christmas, happy christmas, family gathering, family gatherings, family reunion, family reunions, dysfunction, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families
"Owing to an impetuous act of your Great-Great-Aunt Pumpkin's, we now have owls in the family."
"You'll love my mother."
Tags:evolution, fish, date, dates, meeting the mother, meeting the parenting, mother in law, mother in-law, mothers in law, mothers in-law, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, theory of evolution, charles darwin, darwin, darwinism, the origin of species, survival of the fittest, natural selection, family, in-law, in-laws, in law, in laws
"For heaven's sake, Melissa, she's my mother. I can't tell her to leave."
"I brought Tom home to my parents and left him there."
"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, visit, visits, visitor, visitors, visiting, guest, guests, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, adult child, adult children, mother-in-law, mothers-in-law, in-law, in-laws, parent, parents, family, families, family issues, family problems, she'll be coming 'round the mountain, song, songs, folk song, folk songs, lyrics, writing, letter, letters, telegram, telegrams, correspondence, six white horses, riding, coming, making an entrance, grand entrance, grand entrances
The Arrival of Aunt Mathilda - Visit or Visitation?
Tags:ghost, ghosts, ghost hunt, ghost hunting, ghost hunts, mystery, mysteries, mystery show, mystery shows, documentary, documentaries, aunt, aunts, visitor, visitors, visiting, relative, relatives, in-law, in-laws, stay, stays, staying, extended stay, extended stays, scary story, scary stories, horror story, horror stories
"It's your mother. She's floated back."
Tags:mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, ice flow, ice flows, ice floe, ice floes, eskimo, eskimos, inuit, inuits, yupik, yupiks, mother in law, mothers in law, float, floats, float away, floats away, floating away, exile, exiles, exiled, sent away, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, in-law, in-laws, return, returns, returning
"Mother sends Season's Greetings with her love to you, Lydia. She says how she does so wish to spend the holidays with us but she knows that would mean we would have to drive five hundred and fifty miles to her house, as it is impossible for her to accept
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, christmas letter, christmas letters, christmas card, christmas cards, greeting card, greeting cards, letter, letters, relationship, relationship, relationship issues, relationship problems, parent, parents, in-law, in-laws, mother-in-law, mothers-in-law, old age, elderly, seniors, senior, guilt, guilty, guilt trip, guilt trips, daughter, daughters, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-laws, adult children, seasons greetings, love, holiday, holidays, long drive, long drives, impossible, invitation, invitations, untidy, messy, offensive, insulting, rude, martyr, martyrs, happy, happiness, unhappy, unhappiness, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, family issues, family problems, married life, marriage, marriages
Site-Specific Energy Drinks
Tags:tolerate, tolerant, endure, endurance, enduring, energy drink, energy, energise, energising, energised, specific, situational, situation, sticky situation, sticky situations, parents, parenting, parental, in laws, in-law, in-laws, drink, drinks, drinking, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, marketting, marketing
"Don't let my parents get to you—they hate everyone I bring home."
Tags:meet the parents, meeting the parents, introduction, introductions, introduce, introduces, introducing, in-law, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws, boyfriend, boyfriends, new boyfriend, new boyfriends, parent, parents, awkward situation, awkward situations, awkward, felon, felons, felons, perp, perps, perp walk, perp walks, cop, cops, police officer, police officers, police woman, police women, prisoner, prisoners, arrested, jailed, inmate, inmates, first impression, first impressions, bad impression, bad impressings, leaving a bad impression
"Well, that's the last time we drop in on your parents."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, family, families, family issues, family problems, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, in-law, in-laws, mother-in-law, father-in-law, parent, parents, wife, wives, husband, husbands, meeting the parents, meeting the in-laws, drop-in, drop in, dropping in, escape, escaping, helicopter, helicopters, chase, chase scene, chase scenes, action scene, action scenes, gun, guns, weapon, weapons, bullet, bullets, shootout, shootouts, fight, fights, fighting, urban, city, cities
'National Bring Your Brother-In-Law to Work Day'
Tags:brother in law, brothers in law, brother-in-law, brothers-in-law, bring your daughter to work day, bring your daughter to work, bring your daughter to work days, lazy, laziness, black sheep, layabout, layabouts, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, smoke, smoking, smoker, smokers, disappointment, disappointments, black sheep, the black sheep, let down, let-down, let downs, let-downs, embarrass, embarrassment, embarrassments, embarrassing, in law, in laws, in-law, in-laws, the in-laws, the in laws
"My wife has decided to divorce my mother!"
Tags:mother in law, mothers in law, mothers-in-law, mother-in-law, divorce, divorces, daughter in law, daughters in law, daughters-in-law, daughter-in-law, divorcing, in law, in laws, in-law, in-laws, marriage problem, marriage problems, marital problem, marital problems, wife, wives, husband, husbands, marital breakdown, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, marital breakdowns
"Oh, and remember, Mother hates you."
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"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, dating, couple, couples, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, in-law, in-laws, father-in-law, meeting the parents, meeting the in-laws, visiting the in-laws, parent, parents, father, fathers, dad, dads, murder, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, crime, mystery, homicide, suspicious, questionable, small talk, conversation topic, conversation topics, family, families, family secret, family secrets, red flag, red flags, warning sign, warning signs
"That's what I'd give my sister-in-law if she could take care of nice things."
Tags:sister in law, sisters in law, sister-in-law, sisters-in-law, in law, in laws, the in laws, in-law, in-laws, the in-laws, gift, gifts, present, presents, gift giving, gift giver, gift givers, buying gifts, buying presents, careless, carelessness, clumsy, clumsiness, useless, uselessness, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, relative, relatives, insult, insults, insulting
'I refuse to commit all afternoon at your mother's without a viable exit strategy.'