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"Tell me, what did you do in real life?"
"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."
"But how can you be sure it's real love and not the draft?"
"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"
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Trump Plays Golf in a Military Cemetery
"You can let that go till later, Harris."
Tags:navy, royal navy, sailor, sailors, soldier, soldiers, war, wars, battle, battles, sea battle, sea battles, battleship, battleships, captain, captains, armed forces, military, militaries, officer, officers, infantry, military service, naval officer, order, orders, swabbing, swabbing the deck, futile, futility, oblivious, unfazed, wwii, world war ii, ww ii, world war, world wars
"I don't want to hear 'can't' - you find out where the Special Forces are deployed, and you send them some goddam muffin baskets!"
Tags:special force, special forces, muffin basket, muffin baskets, muffin, muffins, military service, army service, armed forces, military personnel, elite soldier, elite soldiers, thank you, thank yous, patriot, patriots, hollywood, executive, executives, exec, execs, corporate culture, meaningless gesture, meaningless gestures
"She would fall into a soft spot."
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"This one is for keeping my big mouth shut."
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"His secret bone-spurs agony."
"Here's some cash. Run to the toy store and hurry."
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"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."
Tags:dont ask dont tell, dadt, us military, military service, lgbt issue, lgbt in the military, government policy, government policies, homophobic policy, homophobic policies, news, newspaper, newspapers, selling your story, sell your story, tell, telling, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, opinionated, opinionated drunk, bar, bars
"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."
Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.
"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."
Homeless Vet - Will fill you in on the origins of my post-traumatic stress $5.
"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."
"Let me guess... Military, right?"
'This one is for helping win the TV ratings war with my expert commentary.'
'I took a bottle cap to the groin during the Cola Wars.'
On Veterans day
"I got these in the cultural wars."
"... To be honest, I've forgotten what it was I joined up to forget."
'Congratulations! You are now a member of the Citizen's Freedom Brigade!'