Child-rearing Cartoons and Comics

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

"Mommy you're perfect!"

"It's from the We Experience Parenthood More Fully Than You collection."

"When were you planning to tell me about Hell?"

"Don't be scared, David! Mommy's here with your crumb of validation."

"We're raising the children as forks."

"'Seizing control?' Is that the thanks you give a parent company?"

"They grow up so slow."

"I thought we had the sort of relationship where 'please' and 'thank you' were implicit."

'It says the best way to stop undesirable behavior is to ignore it.'

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

The Big Book of Parent-Child Fights

"I told you my helicopter parents are worse than your helicopter parents."

"This is boring. Let's have children."

"But how will we raise the kids?"

"Our studies have shown that 'nature' and 'nuture' are both important but nothing like as important as a trust fund!"

Man with children in his In and Out trays - 'Darling, You've got to sort out your work/life balance'

"My parents are the same way. Lots of ostentatious child-rearing, very little direct nurturing."

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"If you wanted me to play outside more, you should have raised me free range."

"Coyotes? That's weird. I had a normal childhood, brought up by wolves."

"Must you treat me like a child?"

"You spoil those kids."

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"