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'It's ok, I'm a florist'
"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."
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Ed's Flowers: Valentine's Special! Doz Roses $59.99
"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"
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"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"
"They're from David. He's been so much more considerate since I shot him."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, gift, gifts, present, presents, considerate, caring, chocolate, chocolates, box of chocolates, flowers, bouquet, conflict, conflicts, domestic dispute, domestic disputes, shot, shooting, violence, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, modern life, black humor, black humour, dark humour, dark humor
"Have we met?"
Tags:dates, date, valentines, valentine's, valentines day, valentine's day, couple, couples, disinterested, disinterest, unwanted attention, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationship, romance, romantic, romantics, bouquet, bouquets, courtship, courtships, court, courting, introduction, introductions, dismiss, dismissive, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections
Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'
'My wife and I had a big fight last night.'
"They weren't wilted before you picked them up!"
"My wife said I had to get flowers for my mother-in-law....I don't suppose you have any dead ones laying around?"
"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"
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"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
"In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you advocate for a violent overthrow of the government."
Tags:government, anarchist, anarchists, anarchy, governments, violent, overthrow, overthrows, griever, grievers, grief, griefs, grieving, mourner, mourners, mourning, mourn, mourns, flower, flowers, bouquet, bouquets, coffin, coffins, funeral service, political view, political views, insurgency, insurgent, insurgents, insurgencies, political view, political views
"I need something that says, 'I'm sorry about that thing I said that caused you to totally overreact.' "
Tags:apology, apologies, spat, spats, row, rows, fall out, falling out, florist, florists, flower, flowers, bouquet, bouquets, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriages, overreact, overreaction, self-righteous, self-righteousness, outraged, indignant
"I'd like to buy you flowers. Can I borrow your credit card?"
'I told my wife that I didn't buy her chocolates because she'd put on a bit of weight...how many roses do you think it will take before she lets me back into the house?'
"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get ﬂowers!"
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, gender norms, equality, equal rights, gender roles, role reversal, gifts, gift, flower, flowers, bouquet, men, women, man, woman, social role, social roles, socially acceptable, thoughtful, sensitive, forward thinking, progressive, liberal, liberals
A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.
Tags:bouquet, bouquets, flowers, flower, florist, florists, floral arrangement, floral arrangements, gift, gifts, present, presents, romantic, romance, love, relationship, relationships, secretary's day, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, businessman, businessmen, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, oversized, huge
'One develops a nose...'
A flower hands another flower a bouquet of people for Valentine's Day.
'Oh so now he buys me flowers.'
"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"
"I'd just stand back and let her catch it if I were you."
"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."