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"I won't need a bag. I'll eat it here."
Tags:valentines day, valentine's day, single, alone, lonely, loneliness, chocolate, chocolates, chocolate box, chocolate boxes, box of chocolates, gift giving, sweetheart, sweethearts, bitter, bitterness, takeaway, impatient, impatience, would you like a bag, shopping bag, shopping bags, greed, greedy, feb 14
"We gave them corn last year!"
"Yeah, everybody says I'm hard to shop for, too."
Holiday Gift Return
Tags:disenchantment, disenchanted, gift, gifts, return, returns, gift return, line, lines, lined up, queue, queues, gift giving, shopping, shop, store, stores, holiday, holidays, christmas, holiday shopping, christmas shopping, customer, customers, retail, retail shopping, retailer, retailers, retail business, retail businesses, customer service, client service
"We're not leaving until I find every book we ever gave them."
"Go right up, sir. She expects you."
"People's own strawberries are so much more meaningful."
"That's what I'd give my sister-in-law if she could take care of nice things."
Tags:sister in law, sisters in law, sister-in-law, sisters-in-law, in law, in laws, the in laws, in-law, in-laws, the in-laws, gift, gifts, present, presents, gift giving, gift giver, gift givers, buying gifts, buying presents, careless, carelessness, clumsy, clumsiness, useless, uselessness, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, relative, relatives, insult, insults, insulting
"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"
"Hey! I thought we agreed to keep them under 20 bucks!"
Russian Doll Christmas
Tags:russian doll, russian dolls, russian nesting doll, russian nesting dolls, presents, russia, present, christmas, christmas present, christmas present, gift, gifts, gift giving, gift giver, christmas gift, christmas gifts, toy, toys, doll, dolls, russian toy, russian toys, russian doll, russian dolls, disappointment, disappoint, disappointed, let down, trick, tricked, wrapping, wrapping paper, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother, mothers, child, children, daughter, daughters, christmas tree, christmas trees, christmas time, babushka, babushka doll, babushka, dolls
"I wanted to get her a car instead of that ten carat diamond ring, but I couldn't find a fake Mercedes."
Tags:bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, bad husband, bad boyfriend, bad spouse, fake, fakes, counterfeit, counterfeits, counterfeiting, gifts, gifting, gift, gift giving, cheapskate, cheapskates
"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."
Tags:thank you, thank you card, thank you cards, gift, gifts, present, presents, appreciation, appreciations, insincere, insincerity, white lie, white lies, sincere, sincerity, paranoia, paranoid, paranoiac, paranoiacs, worry, worrier, worriers, gift giving, gift giver, gift givers, text, texting, text message, text messages, ambiguity, ambiguous
Tags:christmas, christams time, christmas present, christmas presents, present, presents, gift, gifts, christmas gift, christmas gifts, gift giving, gift giver, gift givers, bad gift, bad gifts, bad present, bad presents, novelty, novelties, novelty gift, novelty gifts, novelty present, novelty presents, seasonal gift, seasonal gifts, seasonal present, seasonal presents, last minute, last-minute, last minute gifts, last minute gift
"'It's the thought that counts' means think about the guy who has to carry the refrigerator down the chimney!"
Tags:christmas, santa claus, xmas, x-mas, santa, father christmas, st. nicholas, st. nick, saint nicholas, saint nick, present, presents, appliance, appliances, bulky gift, bulky gifts, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, gift delivery, delivery service, delivery services, cliche, cliches, saying, sayings, holiday, holidays, gift giving, gift-giving
Everyone in the family hates their ugly sweater except grandma.
Tags:christmas, x-mas, xmas, christmas gift, christmas gifts, christmas sweater, christmas sweaters, holiday, holidays, holiday season, seasonal gift, seasonal gifts, christmas sweater, christmas sweaters, christmas jumper, christmas jumpers, ugly christmas sweater, ugly christmas sweaters, ugly christmas jumper, ugly christmas jumpers, ugly sweater, ugly sweaters, ugly jumper, ugly jumpers, family, gift, gifts, gift-giving, gift giving, giving gifts
"I thought we said no presents!"
"Christmas is always the hardest. I never know what to steal."
Other Patron Saints of Christmas
Tags:saint, saints, patron saint, patron saints, christmas, xmas, noel, yule, holiday, holidays, holiday season, gift-giving, gift giving, present, presents, gift, gifts, gift exchange, gift-exchange, the perfect gift, exchanging gifts, eating, eat, drink, drinking, gaining weight, gain weight, put on weight, eat too much, eating too much, party, parties, buche de noel, cake, cakes, calories, calorie, materialistic, materialism, excuse, excuses, prior appointment, prior engagement, word play, wordplay
'What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?'
"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"
Tags:christmas, christmas eve, christs birth, nativity, angels, wise men, present, gift giving, mary and joesph, baby jesus, in a manger, barn animals, men traveling, worship, following a star, merry christmas, bringing presents, riding a camel, holy nativity, holy night, giving of gifts, angel and harp, worship, beginning of christmas
"It's a holiday gift for my manicurist"
'I wrapped it myself !'