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"I take it this is a very special occasion."
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"Let's skip the TV dinners and send out for something really good. This is listed as a major television event."
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'See if that think will tell you the dates of my birthday or our anniversary.'
"It's a special birthday, hon. I got your car washed."
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'A wee glass of Champagne for a special occasion should count as liquor too?'
"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"
"Where do you keep the cards with the money in them?"
"OMG! I just got born!"
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"Damn it, Gareth, we agreed - no ex-girlfriends invited"
"The occasion? Oh—that would be the fifth anniversary of our never having got married because of an earlier experience of yours that had nothing to do with me."
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"We need to be dressed up for Christmas morning! Can you help?"
"It's your birthday, dear. Pick out a big one."
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'I'm wishing you happy birthday now, so you wont get mad at me for forgetting a few months when it comes around.'
Cat Greeting Cards...
"You forgot my wife's birthday."
Basic greeting cards.
"This is a special night, so instead of an order from the car, we'll go inside!"
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'Erectile dysfunction, dogs dead, redundancy and homes being repossessed?'
Jeff bought a large Memory Stick
Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.
Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.
'Pastor, 'confirmed' means we only have to attend church on Christmas and Easter, right?'
'Sixteen pounds! Forget it, I'd rather settle for a fight.'