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"I'll handle this."
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'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'
'Mission control? We'd like to take an unscheduled spacewalk.'
"Oh, is that today?"
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'Houston...We have a problem.'
"All of Earth's problems seem so small up here, compared with the whistling sound Rodriguez makes in his sleep."
Tags:perspective, perspectives, different perspectives, astronaut, astronauts, space station, the space station, international space station, space shuttle, space shuttles, snoring, snorer, snorers, loud snorer, loud snorers, loud snoring, irritation, irritations, annoyance, annoyances, annoying sound, annoying sounds, planet earth, spacemen, spaceman, outer space, in space, outerspace
"Ugh, stop it, Dad- everyone knows you're not making this happen!"
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"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."
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"Let the machine pick up."
And we have...lift off.
'Why do I have to wear a hardhat?!!'
Used car balloon in space.
"Start the countdown."
'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'
'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' - repetitive questioning associated with travel
"Whoa, check that out! I'm almost positive that I turned off my coffee maker."
"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."
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'Nasa finally runs out of ideas for new missions'. Colour
'I promise to work on our relationship as soon as I get home.'
'I bet that new guy can't wait to tell a bunch of tall tales about where he's been and stuff...'
"When did we start serving root beer?"
'... and finally, would you like winter pine, or potpourri delight?'