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Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.
OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.
'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'
'Thanks, but my homework is a little beyond your skill set, Mom.'
Yes, Mr Jones, this is the right meeting room for the SWOT analysis.
'Advances in technology are staggering...they can spend ten times as much, four times more quickly for only a tenth of the results.'
"The hardest part of homework is keeping my parents motivated."
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"We're a day late and four hundred million dollars short."
"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."
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'Well, that seemed to go well. Let's fire this thing up and see what it can do!'
The Projecting Psychic
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"We don't use the Congressional Budget Office. We have our own figures."
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"Oh, honey, I'm so sorry – I didn't know your mom and dad were doing a project together. Is it in the kitchen? Do you want to talk about it?
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"My next big project is brakes."
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"What ever will we think about now that the genome project is almost complete?"
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"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."
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Researchers on the storm in a tea cup project take a welcome coffee break,,,
'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'
"The fact is, I didn't do the homework assignment because you seem to be swamped with paperwork and I didn't want to add to your problems."
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'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'
Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!
'The strange thing is it started out as a blueprint for a retirement plan.'
'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'
'We're running over budget. Better board up all the other windows, too.'
'My projects are behind schedule because I'm too busy. . . so I'm transferring them to you instead. . . Why are your projects behind schedule?!'