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'How late do you expect to be working?'
"My, Grandma, what crushing debt you have."
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"Granted, we're living longer – on the other hand, we're out of it sooner."
Tags:life, living, long life, longevity, life expectancy, age, aging, old age, getting on, getting old, quality of life, low quality of life, old men, old man, grumpy old men, grumpy old man, bar, bars, pub, pubs, out of it, retirement, retire, retired, forced retirement, dementia, alzheimers, memory issues, losing it
"Retirement suits him. He can be distracted for half a day by two minutes worth of mail."
"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."
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"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"
Tags:soap opera, soap operas, daytime tv, daytime television, tv, television, show, shows, prime time, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, old age, old people, elder, elders, elderly, ageing, aging, retired, retire, retirement, argue, argument, arguments, dispute, frustrated, distracting
"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."
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Though he had been retired for only three days, Marilyn was already growing tired of having Clyde around all day long.
"Please--if my wife still loved me, would she have let me buy this motorcycle?"
Tags:motorcycle, motorcycles, motor bike, motor bikes, motorcyclist, motorcyclists, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, middle aged, middle age, middle-aged, middle-age, mid life crisis, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, infidelity, infidelities, unfaithfulness, philandering, philanderer, philanderers, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, may-december romance, may december romance, may-december, trophy girlfriend, trophy girlfriends, aging, aged, retired, retire
'Never mind the pension scheme - I'm just hoping I can pay off my student loan before I retire!'
'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'
Tags:october, fall, autumn, pumpkin, pumpkins, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball team, locker room, pumpkin head, headless, right fielder, right fielders, season, seasons, nickname, nicknames, literal, halloween, retired, former baseball player, costume, costumes, sport, sports, sports player, playing sports, competitor, competitors
"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."
"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
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"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
Tags:aging, ageing, aged, growing, growing old, growing older, retirement, old man, old men, retiring, retires, retired, retiree, ugly, ugliness, change, changes, changing, posture, good posture, bad posture, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, insult, insulted, i told you so, hate to say i told you so, wife, wives, mean
'I'm afraid we've had the results back and it's bad news...he could live to be a hundred.'
"I'm going to need a hug, Maurice - it's from the A.A.R.P."
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"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."
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The Man of Steel (in retirement) hovering over the ladies' bathhouse at the sand n' surf in Boca Raton
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"At this point, Murray's just my white-noise machine."
'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'
"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."
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For Today's Dad
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Retiring from the rat race