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'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'
'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'
Tags:space, moon, rock, space man, space men, space woman, space women, space person, crater, earth, universe, problem, galaxy, planet, space suit, riddle, train, station, maths, mathematics, houston, outer space, night, question, answer, problems, gravity, trig, trigonometry, word, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."
'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'
The Milky Way (Detail)
For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.
Alien David statue
Tags:statue of david, david, fig leaf, michelangelo, marble, david and goliath, art, artist, artists, sculpture, sculptor, sculptors, painter, painters, renaissance, space, outer space, alien, aliens, martian, martians, spaceship, flying saucer, spaceships, flying saucers, astronaut, astronauts, astronomy, galaxy, extraterrestrial, foreign, unknown, planet, planets, fantasy, spacecraft, spacecrafts, spaceman, spacewoman, explore, exploration, explorers, explorer
After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.
Tags:galaxy, galaxies, alien, aliens, alien life, alien lives, classic television, classic show, classic shows, sitcom, sitcoms, sit-com, sit-coms, situation comedy, situation comedies, family comedy, family comedies, television show, television shows, tv show, tv shows, radio signal, radio signals, radio waves, transmit, transmits, transmitting, science fiction, nostalgia, nostalgic, dated, outdated, out of date
Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe
Tags:homemaker, homemakers, homemaking, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle guru, lifestyle gurus, martha stewart, party planner, party planners, party planning, cater, caters, catering, universe, galaxy, galaxies, solar system, solar systems, space, space exploration, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, cosmologist, cosmologists, cosmology, celebrity, celebrities, television personality, television personalities
Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.
God's My Space.
Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory
'We're beyond globalization. We'd like to present a case for universalization.'
How's my abducting?
Tags:alien, aliens, martians, martian, galaxy, universe, outer space, space, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, flying saucers, extraterrestrial, star ship, star ships, abductions, abduction, invasion, invasions, invade, invaded, sign, signs, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, feedback, car, cars, drive, driving, driver, drivers, complain, complaint, complaining
In the middle ages: 'I believe earth is the center of the universe.'...Today:' I Know I'm the center of the universe.'
'I wish that just once the contract would go to someone besides the lowest bidder.'
"Looking up at the stars like this makes me realize how small and insignificant you are."
Tags:stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, star gazer, star gazers, star gazing, star-gazer, star-gazers, star-gazing, star, stars, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, insult, insults, universe, galaxy, insignificant, insignificance, husband, husbands, wife, wives, insulting, inconsequentiality, littleness
'Listen people, we have to get our measurements right!! This IS rocket science!!'
'I propose a new destination. There's a planet on the far side of Alpha Centauri that I like.'
'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'
"#space #time #spacetimecontinum #light #speedoflight...."
'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'
'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'
'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'
"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."
Tags:alien, aliens, e.t., extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, class, higher class, high class, posh, posh class, show-off, show off, show offs, showing off, showed off, shows off, canis major, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, star, stars, constellation, constellations, galaxy, galaxies, space, outer space, harvard, elite, elite class, top school, top schools, social gathering, jealous, jealousy, annoy, annoyed, annoyance, annoying, annoys