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Having never read the back of one of his products, Paul is horrified to discover how much he is giving away.
The Secret Garden
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Government cheese and crackers.
"I got custody of the kids. Do you want one?"
'Clean Your Plate.'
"He was in my price range, 'Free to a good home'."
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"I feel that if I wait here long enough Oprah will give me something."
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'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'
"What a swizz.. there's supposed to be a free CD in here."
'You can have any of my coats Verl, I've grown out of all of them.'
"I never dreamed it would be so difficult to give away money."
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The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities
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This Sunday: Bobble-head give-away!
'Your wagging tail gives away your poker face.'
'I think we have got the big budget give away Chancellor, a sure vote winner, 10p off regular size bottles of shampoo for damaged hair.'
"Come! Join my cult! Bring your worldly goods in cash, silver or gold!"
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'He's wearing a toupee.'
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"I had to give away my Persian cat because I got allergic to animals...and now I feel racist!"
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'He's a plant. Those brown shoes are a dead giveaway.'
"How did you ever find me?"
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'Hey son, I'm to look under my cap to see if I won a free soda.'
'Most of us choose the wings. Fred picked the hat.'
'Aye. I'm from Pittsburgh, mate. Ow'd ye know?'