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'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'
Tags:barbecue, barbecues, bbq, bbqs, barbeque, barbeques, spoil yourself, spoiling yourself, treat yourself, treating yourself, consumer, consumers, consumerism, grill, grills, grilling, grilled, useless invention, useless inventions, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, retailer, retailers, junk, worthless
Breaking down cardboard
Berlitz guide to Scamese
Tags:language, languages, foreign language, foreign languages, language learning, translate, translation, translations, interpret, interpretation, interpretations, english, scamese, scam, con, trick, fraud, scam artist, scam artists, scammer, scammers, con men, spam, spammer, spammers, spam mail, spam e-mail, spam e-mails, span email, spam emails, junk, junk mail, junk email, junk emails, junk e-mail, junk e-mails, nigerian prince scam, nigerian prince scams, money, send money, 419 scam, 419 scams, internet crime, internet security, internet scam, crimes, internet, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, modern life
'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'
A hermit crab moves home
"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."
Tags:travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, tourism, tourist, tourists, world traveller, world travellers, world traveler, world travelers, international, world, abroad, foreign, trip, trips, souvenir, souvenirs, gift shop, gift shops, trinket, trinkets, tchotchkes, junk, ugly, useless, shopping, shopper, shoppers, tchotchke, tourist, tourists, tourism, ugly american, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, bigot, bigots, consumerism, consumerist
"Your generous contribution helps fund these solicitations."
Tags:junk, junk mail, charity, charities, charitable donations, charitable donation, charitable giving, charitable, giving to charity, giving, fundraising, fundraise, charity fundraising, charity spending, asking for money, charity mailing list, charity mailing list, pointless letters, waste of money, wasting money, wasting resources, waste of resources
Spam email is everywhere.
Tags:email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, emailing, e-mailing, spam, spam email, spam mail, junk email, junk emails, junk, frustration, frustrating, frustrated, castaway, castaways, lost, marooned, maroon, desert island, island, stranded, message, messaging, messages, messaged, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"
Tags:spam, spammail, spam mail, email, emails, junk, junk mail, cold caller, cold call, unsolicited, computers, computer, internet, sales, salesmen, offices, sell, spammed, spammer, spammers, spamming, leafleting, leaflets, unwanted, unwanted spam, unwanted email, circular, technology, tech, modern, modern life, digital age, digital world, digital, sarcasm, sarcastic, automated email, automated, automation, perspective
"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."
Old man on the mountain selling stuff on a blanket with a sign saying "Prices as marked".
Tags:old man on the mountain, wise man on the mountain, wise man, wise men, old man, old men, wisemen, wiseman, sage, sages, wise, wisdom, market, markets, garage sale, garage sales, boot sale, boot sales, yard sale, yard sales, tag sale, tag sales, junk, trinket, trinkets, souvenir, souvenirs, tourism, tourist, tourists, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourist trap, tourists traps, price, prices, prices as marked, consumerism, retail, business, merchandising, marketing, capitalism, commercialism
'Great to see you are a fully integrated immigrant to our culture.'
5 & 10 store
'Finally a mega-store with an honest name.'
Tags:honest, honest, shop, shops, shopping, shopped, shopper, shoppers, customer, customers, mega store, mega-store, mega stores, mega-stores, store, stores, relief, relieved, relieving, junk, yard, yards, authentic, authenticity, straightforward, straightforwardness, mall, malls, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'
"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."
Tags:litter, litters, littering, litterbug, litterbugs, dump, dumps, dumping, attack, attacks, invasion, invasions, alien invasion, alien invasions, dumping ground, dumping grounds, garbage dump, garbage dumps, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, climate change, global warming, undignified, lazy, laziness, junk, detritus, slob, slobs, mess, messes, messy, clean, cleans, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, scifi, sci-fi, science fiction
"One day Son all this will be yours."
Tags:old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, garage, garages, shed, sheds, storage, storage locker, storage lockers, storage room, storage rooms, storage unit, storage units, mess, messy, hoard, hoarder, hoarders, junk, stuff, collection, collections, death, heir, heirs, inherit, inheritance, inheritances, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, son, sons, adult child, storage centre, storage centres, storage center, storage centers, wordly possessions
"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."
Tags:trailer park, trailer parks, indoor space, outdoor space, al fresco, outdoor living, living space, living spaces, trailer trash, hillbilly, hillbillies, al-fresco, boundaries, boundary, indoor living, outdoor lifestyle, living space, living spaces, rubbish, litter, littering, litterer, junk, trash, positive spin, positive spins, negative, stereotype, stereotypes, pretentious, pretension, pretensions, mobile home parks, poverty, poverty line, manufactured housing communities
"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"
Tags:hoard, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, junk, junk collector, junk collectors, bad habit, bad habits, enabling, enable, enabler, enablers, bad influence, bad influences, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, addiction, addictions, addicted, junk yard, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, compulsive hoarding, compulsive hoarder, compulsive hoarders, messy, disorganized, disorganised
The horn of stuff
"I got it from eBay."