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Very sad piggy bank
"That's the same old thirty pounds that's been coming and going for as long as I've known her."
'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'
"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."
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'Wow! You weren't exaggerating when you said your company had a high cash burn rate!'
"How many ounces are in a pound, and, if I may, I'd like to ask a follow-up question?"
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Though he was ecstatic at the time, years later Mark would discover that his dog simply had a speech impediment.
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Now at the Adult Pound
"Does this lens flare make me look fat?"
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We're going to ask the bank to extend our overdraft - I don't think dressing like that will really help!
'Lies! Nothing but lies!'
"Bad news. You're as sound as a dollar."
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'Don't worry. The pound has devalued, so you've actually lost weight.'
"I just know if I could only lose a few pounds, everything in my life would fall into place!"
Man Chasing a £20.
'OF COURSE we're still lending! What do you need? Comb? Razor? Toothbrush?'
Very best ATM's.
'Don't get mad at me, lady. I just followed the instructions.'
"Refresh my mind. Is the million in cash the 'Quid' or the 'Quo'?"
"They're Trump scales, I only weigh 98lbs!"
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'Stop dropping that rubbish!'
'He says we have to change our name to the Kilo Shop.'
'I've put on a lot of weight, but I'll lose it all in the Spring.'