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"Something's very wrong with my weather app."
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"It's the Singularity-the machines are taking over!"
Tags:singularity, the singularity, machine, machines, take over, takes over, taking over, handtowel, handtowels, hand towel, hand towels, paper towel, dispenser, dispensers, hands-free, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, malfunction, malfunctions, malfunctioning, artificial intelligence, ai
"It won't print out anything but these damn reading lists from Newt Gingrich."
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"There's something wrong with CareerBot. He keeps telling kids they can group up to be whatever they want to be."
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Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
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"We can't tell yet if it's a malfunction or a dysfunction."
"Have you tried turning yourself off, then turning yourself on again?"
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"Harry, the glaucoma machine needs adjusting again!"
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'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'
Man bangs on a malfunctioning bathroom mirror to get his reflection to show.
Malfunction at the boy-band factory.
"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"
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Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.
'We don't know what went wrong yet, but just sit tight...we're working on it.'
Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'
"Stop sending him to the copier. You know how hard it is for him to reproduce."
Tags:panda, pandas, panda bear, panda bears, mate, mates, reproduce, reproducing, reproduction, reproductions, copy machine, copy machines, copier, copiers, photocopy, photocopies, office equipment, learning curve, learning curves, difficulty, difficulties, malfunction, malfunctions, malfunctioning, office equipment
FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.
Carson tries to do the robot at the club but has a malfunction.
"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."
"When you have a moment, could you take a look at the paper shredder? It seems to have gotten jammed!"
Tags:shred, shreds, shredding, shredded, shredder, shredders, stationery, office equipment, jams, jam, jamming, jammed, rip, rips, ripping, ripped, office worker, paper, papers, shirt, shirts, tear, tears, tearing, torn, tie, ties, office manager, office managers, fault, faults, faulty, broken, malfunction, malfunctions, malfunctioning, malfunctioned
I think we have a malfunction...
'Please ring door buzzer. Your knocking is out of order. Thanks!'