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A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.
"Bummer. Let's try the castle down the road."
'Relax, Private. The enemy is still some distance away.'
The owner is motivated.
Soldier surveys castle ruins, saying: 'With hindsight, it was ambitious calling it a 'keep'.'
"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."
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"Did you remember to turn on the alarm?"
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'They're using honey to draw us out. Fortunately, they underestimate our willpower.'
Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'
Billy's fort making skills hadn't progressed much since kindergarten.
'I'm in a chat room with one oof the guys in the castle... he's really quite nice.'
'Looks like a white flag.'
'I knew we should've brought the big ladder.'
"Staying strong is not just men and machines; it's administration, maintenance and rocks!"
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Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'
"It's not fair - they have a much bigger payroll!"
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'I envisioned something more robust'
Fort Issimo: 'I don't like it - it's too quiet.'
"Sorry boys but you're not cut out for this man's Army!"
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Soldiers attempt to break into a castle with a credit card.
'Don't forget to yell 'Surprise!'.'
The Pilgrims, A Gated Community.
'Based on the color of the circles going around the Indians' arms, you're in for some heavy resistance.'
'Quiet! There's another one coming! Here, put this on your head and play possum.'