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"You must be new around here, pardner."
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'He's a goatee herder.'
"I want it lawyer in the front, client in the back."
"Exactly how entrenched is your beard?"
"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"
"Lose the goatee."
"And then one day I decided, no more razor burns for me."
Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.
"And me without my bear spray!"
'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'
"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"
"I told my parents you're a lumberjack."
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"I can't take him seriously since he shaved."
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"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"
"Another mustache sir?"
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"This isn't a mustache. It's nose hair."
Attempted First Degree Edgar
A man with long beard is looking at Beard Monthly magazine which has a long centerfold featuring a long beard.
"But everybody working in the kitchen today is bald. I don't know HOW you got a hair in your food!!!"
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"I'm afraid it's beginning to show a little on top, Brother Francis."